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"He and I will only break up properly when one of us is dead."

Oh my poor Christian, what are you getting yourself into AGAIN ?!

Can't fu**ing stand Magnolia Fu**ing Parks.

"Boys will be boys and gang lords will be gang lords"

--> can already tell you this is gonna be so much better than the first book !

"No guns at the dinner table. That's my one rule."

Ooooh I'm gonna like Daisy Haites and I already know it.

"The story doesn't end with a happily-ever-after because it starts with it."

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I want the book to end here and now and for them to just be happy forever 🫠

I just HATE Nicholas Slade.

At this point my only question is : how the hell can Santi be so oblivious ?!?!

"No Hail Mary can save me from him."

What can possibly go wrong after this ...?
EVERY-FU**ING-THING

"She looks like a Barbie version of a mob boss"

I CAN'T WAIT for Sophie's book 💓

A therapy ?! That's how much a guy can love a girl guys !

Sophie --> QUEEN OF COCKBLOCKING 👑✨

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"I came to collect my post-race winnings"

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Think our guy Noah needs to calm down 🫠🫠🫠

"a fashion equivalent of a Freudian slip"

Maya is a QUEEN 👑

We don't go to the therapist when we have boys problems. We go to our priest.

THE SUNSCREEN SCENE GUYS !!!

No. Freaking. Way.

Is it just me or Noah is WAY funnier when around Maya ?! Omg just him crashing a date like it's nothing ?! 🫣