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Mood for cuties.

OMG Griffin!!!

Really? Gray's ex?
Already annoyed.

« Dear Madam,

Thank you for your letter asking me for the name of my favourite film. My answer is my own films, of course. I’ve tried to watch other people’s films, but they don’t have me in them, so I lose interest. »

Extrait de: Lily Morton. « Deal Maker. » iBooks.

This already sounds INCREDIBLE.

Hello Detective "Dick".

Relationships ? Not for me. You? Not for me too. But I want to see you again and again and again and again. And what ? I don't do relationships. Me too. But. Can we see each other again? Yeah. Can you meet my family and help my brother? Yeah. But. I don't DO relationships.

Grrr... what an annoying book.

Family and friends are nosy as hell. Leave them alone. They have the right to be single at 35.

« Toni mentioned wanting to be . . . to be dominated. In the bedroom. And I said I was a twenty-eight-year-old dog you could teach new tricks.”
“Not in those words, I hope. ».

gold.

How the f*** did I forgot about this book in my kindle? Grrr. I LOVE this series so much.

Hope this is gonna be amazing!

« Chandler peered up at me. “So we’re good? You get to fuck me, and I get to keep my job?”
I gazed down at him. “We’re good. Just as long as you’re prepared.” I smiled.
“And what does that mean?”
“It means,” I said as I stepped back and retrieved my briefs, pants and shirt, “you need to ready for any eventuality.”
“Not sure I like the sound of that.” He eyed me with suspicion.
I snorted. “Doesn’t matter...".

« As you might have realized by now, these are not ordinary circumstances. What I am about to propose will mean the continuation of your « employment here—if you agree to my terms. I can see I have your full attention, so I’ll come to the point and I’ll be blunt. You get to keep your job, as long as I get to fuck you. »

Euhhh? WTF? I wasn't expecting this kind of proposal. Harassing your employee? Really man?

« I didn't want his thanks. I didn't want his kindness or his understanding. I didn't want him trying to figure me out. I wanted him to keep his distance so I could keep mine. I wanted to not wonder why I was doing this dance with him. I wanted to bury my body within his and be done with it so I could get back to my normal life, even if normal was relative in my case. »

Conflicted they said.

« He loved you?" Matias asked
 { .... }
« In the best way," I admitted, because saying yes to that simple question didn't do the answer justice.
Matias nodded. "It feels wrong, then?" he asked as he slowly stood up. I didn't get a chance to ask him what he meant, because he continued on his own. Though, as soon as I heard the rest of what he had to say, I wished I hadn't.
"Wanting me. »

Duhh

« The next thing I know, he’s dropped his shorts as well, and he’s standing before me in only what God gave him.
And, I have to tell you, God was generous. »

Extrait de: Kristen Proby. « The Beauty of Us (Fusion #4). » iBooks.

« “I think someone is in my house,” I say, my heart rate up and panic starting to set in. “Who the fuck is in my house, Cami? How could you let me bring someone home? I mean, we didn’t have sex because I’m not sore. If we did have sex, he has the tiniest dick in the history of dicks, and if I had sex with that, I’ll never admit it. You can’t tell anyone. »

Love her

« When are you going to see her again?”
“I’ll see her at work tomorrow.”
“That’s not what I mean.”
“She’s making me dinner the day after tomorrow.”
“You guys eat a lot.”
I frown. “What else are we supposed to do? I took her to the museum today. What do you and your wife do together?”
“I guess we eat a lot.”
“Exactly.”
“We also have sex. »
« I grimace. “I don’t need the details of that.”
“I’m just saying”. ».

Duhhh

« I don’t know how you’re doing this in those shoes,” I finally say.
“I live in heels,” she says. “It’s no biggie. I’ll take them off when I get home and I’ll be fine.”
“Are they bothering you now?”
“Like I said, I’m fine.” She pats my arm and glides her hand down to link her fingers with mine. “Thanks for checking, though.”
“I’ll carry them, if you want to go barefoot.”.

CUTE.

« Okay, so he wasn’t lying. The man can dance. And I’m not just talking about moving in time to the music and not looking like a douchebag. He’s clearly had lessons at some point because he’s twirled and moved me across the dance floor all evening.
My feet hurt, but not because he stepped on them. If anything, I may have injured him a time or two. »

Mac is my favorite character ever in this. He can DANCE.

« “Oh God, Landon.”
“That’s it.”
“Fuck me harder.”
“Baby, I’m already fucking you into the mattress. If I go any harder I’ll split you in two.”
“I won’t break.” She shakes her head vigorously. “Please. »

Extrait de: Kristen Proby. « Close to You (Fusion #2). » iBooks.

« When I get inside and shut the door, I can’t help but do a quick, undignified happy dance, startling Scoot (the cat).
“He’s into me. You don’t kiss a girl like that unless you’re into her. I haven’t dated like this in ten years.”
Scoot’s eyes narrow, and he flicks his tail and turns his back on me.
“Don’t judge me, you little judger. »

Cam is my favorite girl for now. She's talking with her cat!! I LOVE that!

« When she was at her lowest, she wished that the internet would come to the rescue with a threesome GIF that expressed precisely what Gavin did not understand: sometimes a woman just needed two cocks at the same time. Two cocks at once came with the great, albeit fleeting, empowerment that Gwen craved »

« Who do you think can fuck you better than I can?” Gavin said. His pissed-off voice was deeper than his normal one. “I’ve flawlessly deciphered your pussy. And you know it. »

« And I don’t want to share you,” Gavin replied. “I don’t want another threesome. I want a family. I’m in love with you, Gwen, and I have been since the day I met you at that bullshit concert. You’re so funny and so pretty. I love the life we have together. I love your lists. I love fucking you. And I wish you loved fucking me too. »

« Can I tell you a secret, my dear?” Eyes yawned as he lay beside Long, putting the latter’s arms around him. “Everyone’s lonely. Every single bloody person on this planet. You rich kids…you rich kids once again think it’s just you. »

Extrait de: Revan Badingham III. « To The Boys Who Wear Pink. » iBooks.

«... What do you call a top with no bottom?”
Taking a long drag, Eyes looked at Ryan. He needn’t say anything. He was annoyed. “I don’t know, my dear. What would you call a top with no bottom?”
“Masturbation!” Vyn, Sugar, and Ryan sang out. Long laughed again. »

What am I reading? I mean typically a Merikan book. So twisted. And hey I HATE Zane.

Thanks Martin for the recommendation!

« Then Daniel was at his side. His steady fingers over Stavros’ bloodied digits, lending his strength. His help. His scent. His presence. Together they took Roger apart.
Legs.
Arms, at the shoulder.
And finally, his head. »

God. So twisted.