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Patrick O'Brian: Btw Jack Aubrey is in terrible shape. And Ugly.

I had the thought "Jack Aubrey is kinda lowkey be a Danny McBride character" and now I'm envisioning Stephen as Walton Goggins

has anyone considered the cure for male loneliness is getting conscripted into the royal navy to talk about music and birds

lets gooooooooooooooooo

bro loves a run-on sentence that goes five lines and becomes nearly indecipherable he's just like me fr

bro went to the mike flanagan school of overwrought monologues omfg

Every review of this is like "this is the scariest book I've ever read in my life I'm crying and throwing up" but so far I'm firmly unspooked so let's speed this up

Do you people realize how long it's been since I read a short story that made me want to talk about it with other ppl???

75% of this is grammatically indecipherable gibberish. The rest of it is like "this thirteen year old girl was so SKINNY and had FULL HAIR and her BONES are showing but she DIDN'T CARE about being pretty she was NOT like the other girls"

I can already tell this is NOT going to earn its length don't piss me off!!!