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they weren't kidding about those pynchon character names lmfao "Thessalie Wayward" is definiteky what I would call an orphan train-hopper in a story in like third grade.

Clara and Lorena you should have been at the club smh!!!

It's unfortunate that I'm reading this while also watching the new season of the Pitt because I will have thoughts like "Newt has Dennis Whitaker energy for sure"

Lowkey idgaf about the Elmira/July story it's all very "nice guys finish last" like can we get back to queen Lorena pls!!

Lorena girl we're gonna get you OUT of there

This is not a groundbreaking take but an insanely GOATed book and I'm only 20% through lmfao

Nobody:
Patrick O'Brian: Btw Jack Aubrey is in terrible shape. And Ugly.

I had the thought "Jack Aubrey is kinda lowkey be a Danny McBride character" and now I'm envisioning Stephen as Walton Goggins

has anyone considered the cure for male loneliness is getting conscripted into the royal navy to talk about music and birds

lets gooooooooooooooooo

bro loves a run-on sentence that goes five lines and becomes nearly indecipherable he's just like me fr