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"women like [...]Thomas Hardy's Maggie Tulliver from The Mill on the Floss" ....ERM 🙃 How the hell does that not get picked up by anyone in editing?!

"as long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking" 🔥

"In return for the abandonment and institutionalisation of their child, the parents ... outsourced the unkind England of 'I want never gets' and 'spare the rod spoil the child,' paying for a culture of intolerance they didn't have the heart or time to enforce at home."

Brutal

""Go away, I'm sulking," said Sir Perceval."

What a mood

"if the BBC were any keener on sheep it would be illegal" omg 🐑

"Environmentalists often call for 'the internalisation of the externalities' (one of our many thrilling and uplifting slogans)." 😂

"I will begin this chapter by immersing you in the engrossing issue of excrement"

'The Great British Baking Show'?!? What the hell is that? They don't call it that in America do they? Totally lost track of the point she's trying to make after that bombshell

Only an audiobook narrated by Miriam Margolyes could get me to attempt this