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"I think maybe the earth would be a better place if somebody had turned J.P. Reynolds-Abernathy the Fourth into cream of wheat a long time ago" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

JP is such a cringe freak

I'm so livid. WHAT AN ASSHOLE

I hate this pest J.P. so much, omg. Just go die???

Could someone please kill Baranzone?

Girl, now is THE time to pull out the lawyers and investigators for this!!!! 😭

No, that asshole is right, stay together for 4 hours!!!

Nazi down!!!!!! 🎉 The killer gets a hurrah for that at least.

Now, was Tommy actually Kenneth's son? 👀

The Nazi woman better dies 🤬🤬🤬 Why leave Germany if Germans are sooooooo superior, Hitler is sooooo nice, and the country soooo much better? Clown ass Nazi 🙄🔪

And it's DIE Spinne, not DER Spinne -.-

Ich lese es nochmal in der neuen Version (von der Bibliothek) und dann nochmal in der alten Version (hab ich selbst) zum Vergleich.

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

seriously, can someone kill him?

Not him manipulating her against KENNY 😭

Can someone please kill JP?

Again, what a timing that guy has 🙄

OF COURSE, JP dragged Lilly away in that moment 🙄 She's reasonable for the first time in 8 books, and he drags her away to look like he's helping Mia when he's not.

She ordered tuna for herself? She's a pescetarian then!!! Not a vegetarian

I don't get how people didn't see the "JP is an asshole" storyline coming, judging from future books' reviews. Like, hello??? The shit he says???

- You should see other people while Michael is gone.
- You have me :)
- No, you don't need your girl friends. You need a DATE <3
- No, don't spend your extra time doing sth else. Writing is not as important as dating (me!)

Ew ew ew

He became a MAC USER???????
Blergh

I can never say it enough: Lilly is SUCH an asshole, omg.

Please, do as you say, Mia, and DITCH HER!!!

... very little about the rest of the world. There's mention of some protective walls other countries erected. Now - how could they know about the Scotch wedding loophole? How could they check its registries so casually? How could they ever RE-ENTER England so easily? Why tf didn't SCOTLAND put up a wall too? Why are they letting in eloping English people at all? Stupid shit all around

Also, I COMPLETELY forgot that, of course, Mor is only reigning over England as there was no unification with Scotland yet in 1471 when she claimed the throne. I was just happy to have Gretna Green mentioned at all, idiot me. Now, it makes absolutely zero sense for it to have been mentioned at all. After all, while you can technically leave England, it's difficult to re-enter and people know...

And I know I shouldn't have expected anything from this book but I hoped Ivy's bargain would hold up at least for a LITTLE longer. Like come on. So much wasted drama but the book is a waste all around anyway, sigh.

*insert the Ben Affleck meme*

It was very obvious that sth like this would happen, given how one should always be cautious about faeries, especially ones descended from evil faeries but.... -.- The shock of all these characters! "He's not actually 19??? :O" Are you serious 😭
Also the stuff about Lydia is just stupid all around.

THE BOOK CAN END HERE, WUHUUUUUU
FORGET THAT ASSHOLE, YESSS

(there's no way I'll read book 2, so yessss XD)

Ch29 was so cringe, omg. Like reading two Ikea chairs go at it 💀

......... Talking for 5 minutes with a ballerina was her happiest memory ever? 🙄🙄🙄

-.-
She's dead, girl .......