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At least, he fixed the leg issue with that, hm?

Oh, the drama!!!!! Maybe the giant robot lady knew Ryan was a "nice guy", quotation marks and all?

This is so fun and addictive

:')

So far, this is like coke.

The person who drank the toilet water and Valkyrie's piss is named CACK 😭😂 Like Kacke (poop)

Hey, wtf 😃

Blue: I need to tell Gansey he's going to die. I should tell him but how and when and...
Adam: Gansey's going to die. We need to find Glendower to use the favour to save him. He can't know.

Prologue: Oh, Gansey has known from the start that he's going to die. :)

YO, LIVVY'S MESSAGE 😭

SO fun

This is so fun

Yo, 😭

WTF. WHO writes stuff like this??? "My wife always wanted a daughter, so God KILLED YOUR WIFE AND PLUNGED YOU INTO A DEEP DEPRESSION so that we could finally have one :) thanksies"

Time to beat him to a pulp!!!

Sophia 🏳️‍🌈🫡

But, uff, a tumor, not a child

They kissed!!! And then :/

I need James to have found a very violent death omfg what an asshole

Imagine: You JUST had your bi awakening, and shortly afterwards, someone seeks you out to tell you to leave the town.

Miss Fielding, your timing >>>>
absolutely hilarious

(anyway, it's not homophobia, the town is just fucked)

Congrats to the realisation 🏳️‍🌈 (now, when is Sophia's turn?)

I'm so bad at picking this up to continue, but I really am enjoying it, actually

Orphanage? Not exactly but she DID say she didn't really read that part so...

Michael is beating up JP 🥳🥳🥳