J.B. Trepagnier > Recent Status Updates

Anarchy is done and with my editor. It's about 100 pages longer than the first 2 books, so it took me longer to finish. I paid my editor extra so they could get a sitter to finish it before the pre-order date. I had big feelings about that, but then Netflix uploaded season 5 of Riverdale. Nothing about my life is as fucked up as that show

I had covers redone for the Library of the Profane and uploaded them last night. Amazon is now giving me shit about Chaos because some people opted to steal it and put it on some pirate sites. I'm hoping they do the right thing and push the cover update through and don't pull it down like they threatened to I can keep book 3 on Kindle Unlimited. I have plans for spinoffs with the museum and academy and this is stupid

I should finish my reverse harem Little Mermaid retelling before I go to bed. It would have been done earlier today, but I adopted 50lbs of a cheeseburger boxer/pit mix and he's been napping on my mouse all day. I regret nothing

Chaos is 2 reviews away from 1000 reviews and I don't care if they come from someone who hates it so much, they lay a curse on my entire line in case future generations think about writing books and they don't want their children to read them

Discord, the second Library of the Profane book will be releasing on the 15th instead of the original pre-order date of the 31st. My editor also said they just figured out why they started eating Oreos again after 20 years

The edits came back for Chaos a little early. I've spent all day making the necessary changes and was able to push the pre-order date up to the 11th

Chaos is safely in the hands of an editor. I had to push the pre-order back a bit to finish a reverse harem zodiac based shared world series, but I should be able to push it UP a little when I get the completed edits back. It was super fun writing about a sentient library with the God of Chaos as a library guest

The Red Rider is SUPPOSED to be in Kindle Unlimited like the rest of the series. I forgot to click the button when I was setting up the pre-order. I fixed it earlier today, but it's still not updating. Amazon told me I just have to wait.

One of my ARC team's review of Potheads,my Alice retelling, used with her permission. I'm DYING laughing ya'll. No drugs were harmed in the writing of this book.

One of my booksprout reviewers already finished Potheads and left a good review. She said it was probably the weirdest Alice retelling she'd ever read and I'm just sitting here blushing like "That's totally what I was going for!" I'm actually worried it might be a little TOO weird, but the people that have finished it so far have had nice things to say

It got delayed a few times because of how I was having the illustrations done, but Potheads is officially done and files uploaded. You can grab an ARC on booksprout now

Monster Whisperer is in the hands of beta readers and I've started book 2 of End of Days. I've also snagged some pretty great narrators to do the entire End of Days series

Risky Business is DONE. Now, I just have to read through this hot mess and make sure it makes sense. Then, it goes off to beta readers, then the editor. The pre-order date will be getting pushed up once I get the files back. Instead of 5/22, we are looking at probably the second week in May.

I said I wasn't going to download anymore books until I'd read everything I had checked out through KU and purchased recently, but shit happens and I've already shaved my legs and dyed my hair

I should get the edited files back for Pretty in Orange tomorrow. Once I've gone through them, I'll upload the files and change to pre-order date to as soon as Amazon will let me. So, if you were plotting my murder about the cliff hanger in Chained and Confused, book 2 is coming soon.

My reading history is all reverse harem and total smut. Goodreads just tried to save my soul via a book recommendation "based on my reading history" that I want to read non fiction about putting Jesus first

Goodreads is like, based on your reading preferences, which is all reverse harem and paranormal romances, we thought you might want to read this diet book. Did goodreads watch me step on the scale, then order delivery today?

Pretty in Orange, the sequel to Chained and Confused, is off to the editor. Once I get all my notes back, I'll be changing the pre-order date to as soon as Amazon will let me

I know I left Chained and Confused at a pretty big cliff hanger, but I'm about 3-5 chapters away from finishing the sequel, Pretty in Orange. It'll go up as soon as it's beta read and edited. I have it up for pre-order, but Amazon is taking their sweet ass time making a series page

Chained and Confused is LIVE. Excuse me while I go hide under a rock and eat nasty low carb pizza to celebrate

I just got the edited files back for Chained and Confused. The soonest Amazon would let me push the pre-order date up was 3/12. I've also listed book 2 for pre-order and have set myself on a deadline to finish. Two beta readers told me if I don't release it fast enough, someone may come to my house and eat me

It's 5:17am and I still haven't fallen asleep yet. The damned dog won't snuggle with me. I got a lot of reading done and I just redid some covers for a pre-order. I've got a goal to finish the second book in Scorchwood Supernatural Penitentiary by 3/31, but I don't think I can brain right now

You can grab an ARC of Snow White and the Se7en Deadly Sins right here on Booksprout

The pre-order date for Forbidden: Snow White and the Se7en Deadly Sins has now officially been pushed UP to 2/24. It should be reflected on Amazon shortly and final files have been uploaded. You can also grab an ARC on Booksprout

Goodreads just recommended my own book to me. Um.........thanks?

I had an idea, sent some messages, and am trying to work it out so that Potheads, my paranormal reverse harem retelling of Alice in Wonderland is going to have illustrations like the original book