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aaaa it's slowing down and idk if I can finish the last 500 pages 😭

bro Cisuré is actually pissing me off

the way I can actually hear Brandon Sanderson's voice in the writing 😭

SJCNSJXJZJ WHAT 😭😭😭 WHY DO CHARACTERS ALWAYS THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DO THIS

I SWEAR READING IS BASICALLY US READERS WATCHING THE CHARACTERS MAKE DUMB DECISION AFTER DUMB DECISION 😭

I rly should've just read the trigger warnings 😭

he sent her money ❗️❗️❗️ i rly hope there are ppl out there taking notes bcs this!!! THIS!!! is the standard

It's like life throws the most engaging books at me--but only at the worst possible moments, and by this I mean hours before a huge exam that I NEED to be studying for but can't because THIS BOOK.

no bcus how can i now ship her with kamran when she has so much more chemistry with cyrus??? the woRDS ARE LITERALLY FLYING OFF THE PAGE IT'S GIVING SM PRIDE AND PREJUDICE BUT THE SCENE WHERE THEY WERE YELLING IN THE RAIN

“Your experience is of no importance to me. As for the thousands I’ve kissed before, none of them made me feel the way you do, Fallon.”
“Insecure?”

💀💀💀

BYEEEE GIRL DROP DANTE ALREADYYYY AND REPLACE HIM WITH ANTONIIIII CUZ IF U WONT HAVE HIM I WILL

I almost fucking cried Naomi Novik. You can't just- BCNJDBCZNSHCHSJCHSH

this book is literally just about an orc starting a coffee shop idk why I'm enjoying it so much

500 pages 😐


This better be good

I am in LOVE. I'm in love with the writing, I'm in love with the characters, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS AUTHOR. I mean, her mind 😩

She is AMAZING to have thought of all this, including all the minor details. Screw falling for someone's body, an intelligent mind is just 🥵

literally it's like, BE STILL MY BEATING HEART 😷

"I searched a little more—but only because of professional interest."



Sure. I tell myself the same thing.

THE SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMEN-- I CANT 😭

I'VE FINALLY MET THE CHICKEN 😍

What these characters don't realize when they hurt each other is that thEY HURT ME TOO. I'M THE THIRD PARTY IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND I AM JUST AS MUCH AFFECTED BY THEIR FIGHTS AS THEY ARE SO THEY NEED TO GET THEIR SHI TOGETHER SO I CAN FUNCTION NORMALLY 🤧

STOP IT'S ONE A.M. AND I AM SOBBING AND SNIFFLING AND IT'S ONLY MAKING MY COLDS WORSE BUT IM ASO SO PROUD OF THIS GIRL LIKE I WOULD DIE FOR HER 😭

The MC is loud, crass, and sarcastic?


I'm in love.

EMILY HENRY STOP 😭 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M A MEAN LITTLE CAT TOO AND YOUR WORDS ARE ALL HITTING TOO CLOSE TO HOME 🤧

psychiatrists mistakenly deduced that slavery must be advantageous to mental health

I'm sorry what 😭

I'm supposed to be detoxing from UF and RH and their more-often-than-not terrible plotlines!!! WHY AM I HERE 👹

I know that when a book starts with the protag already in a relationship then it's going to end soon, but no!!! I actually like this guy !! Like when he tried to rescue her from prison 😭 CAN'T SHE KEEP THEM BOTH??? Like I don't see the problem here 🤨

It's about damn TIME I read a book that wasn't UF or RH. Was getting in a bit of a cycle there 🥲

I frkng love dragon books. Like when is it my turn to be swept away by a dragon?? I wouldn't even mind too much if they growled, like take me the hell away from reality and into your dark cave. And since y'all have a hoard of gold and riches I'd basically have my work cut out for me, I could be living the housewife dream 💅

It always feels so weird to read other books from a different genre once you've just gone on an urban fantasy binge like what do you mean the FMC doesn't secretly have magical powers/a shifter or creature lurking deep inside them and doesn't have at least three men pining after her?? It's fr a big adjustment like you start to remember how other books are like.

I really need to get back to this...it's been months 😭