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tropes I cannot stand are rich or royal people COMPLAINING that their status isolates them blah blah blah 😒 I hate u bitches!!! Complain again about being a billionaire or a prince ima burn this whole place down

This whole “boys can’t play with the pink ball” “oh I can’t believe a FEMALE beat me in wicket” is gonna make me slit my wrists all over the pages, and IM reading the audiobook!

Also this is very presumptuous of Alice to think Professor Grimes is even gonna write her a letter, regardless of her saving him. What if he’s pissed u killed him gurl?? Ur putting a lot on the line for a maybe

I’m surprised people are saying this is confusing 🤔 but I really enjoy dense stories anyways, so maybe that’s why this seems like light work? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Love these books!! I’m gonna have some Filipino food this week in theme

I cannot stand dulcinea ATALL

Please leave hate comments on any books you see using AI!!! SHAME THEM

Harrowhark getting nervous before magnus’s party is so cute

Me looking at my anti capitalist self like this 🤨 for reading a billionaire smut.. but at least he’s Irish 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is very dune coded

The “good kitty” stuff is ab to make me rip my eyeballs out

This shit is so fucking nuts oh my god I just keep getting my jaw dropped on every page

This book makes ten times more sense when you listen to them with a British accent

“I am reality, Siona. Look upon me. I exist.”

I knew this baddie was gonna kill him

If you guys see a book cover in here that was created by AI please leave a hate comment and shame these fake ass artists/writers !! 🙏🏻

I’ll be honest, this is my favorite dune book other than children of dune

I’m so ready for Leto to die he’s worse than Paul in terms of unbearable monologuing I stg

I’m worm shaming bc everytime they describe Leto I want to puke

God this book is just as good the second time