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Clownmama
Clownmama is 42% done with Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)
Thoroughly enjoying this book. Even the odd time skips aren't bothering me. I am totally into the banter between Gabriel and Jean-François. Really hoping that turd derp Costs gets it soon.
Dec 04, 2022 04:50PM Add a comment
Empire of the Vampire (Empire of the Vampire, #1)

Clownmama
Clownmama is 17% done with Abandoned (Lively Deadmarsh #1)
Ummm...the resort we as boarded up and abandoned almost 40 f'ing years ago. The Grandfather Clock would NOT BE RINGING!!!!
Sep 15, 2022 07:11PM Add a comment
Abandoned (Lively Deadmarsh #1)

Clownmama
Clownmama is 3% done with Abandoned (Lively Deadmarsh #1)
Barq's Rootbeer isn't caffeinated.
Sep 15, 2022 07:09PM Add a comment
Abandoned (Lively Deadmarsh #1)

Clownmama
Clownmama is 17% done with The Two Kings (Afterlife Saga #2)
Kiera has to be the worst Female main character ever. She is stunted, immature, whiny and stupid. She's ashamed to be on her period?!?! WTF is wrong with this author?! She's supposed to be 23 not 14! Grow the F up!
Apr 06, 2022 09:26AM Add a comment
The Two Kings (Afterlife Saga #2)

Clownmama
Clownmama is 46% done with Codename: The Rift (The Riftverse, #1)
Does this book ever explain ANYTHING? Does it ever go ANYWHERE?
Aug 18, 2021 11:05AM Add a comment
Codename: The Rift (The Riftverse, #1)

Clownmama
Clownmama is 69% done with Murder of Crows (The Others, #2)
This story is going well enough, though I have to say the plot IS a bit jumbled, to my thinking. Sometimes I find myself having trouble figuring out exactly which problem they’re working on at any given time, or how they are related. And I know I’m supposed to want Meg and Simon to be together all romantically and shit, but I can’t help feeling it’s a bit too forced. *shrug*
Jun 29, 2018 07:27AM Add a comment
Murder of Crows (The Others, #2)

Clownmama
Clownmama is reading Victim Zero
I just finished Victim Zero (The Fall Book 1) and gave it 4 stars.
Dec 26, 2014 06:09PM Add a comment
Victim Zero

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 215 of 584 of Shadow of Night (All Souls, #2)
So far not overly impressed. Disappointed in the lack of progress in their main goals in going into the past, ya know, training for Dianna and possibly locating Ashmole. Just enjoyed the chapter with Yasbeau, Sarah and Emily, wish it had been longer, and included Marcus.
Aug 21, 2012 07:43AM Add a comment
Shadow of Night (All Souls, #2)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 610 of 1125 of A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)
I am sick of these vague chapter titles! "The Turncloak" "The King's Prize", etc. Just give the fucking characters name!
Jun 18, 2012 06:18PM Add a comment
A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 559 of 1125 of A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)
This book is killing me! Having a ton at trouble getting into and staying in it. Sorry, still don't feel sorry for Theon/Reek. Starting to not care about Jon, hate Dany's lack of action, Davos being spared totally predictable. Yaawwwnnnnnnn.
Jun 16, 2012 11:00AM Add a comment
A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 331 of 1125 of A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)
Still having trouble getting into this one. Main problem is I just don't care about the majority of these characters. I am intrigued by the appearance of the Prince (Griff jr), but his Auntie is pissing me off with her stupidity. Tyrion is not the Imp I've loved. Jon is in a difficult position, and nothing he does will likely be right or do any good in the end. Don't give a flying fuck about Reek/Theon.
Jun 02, 2012 09:44PM Add a comment
A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 150 of 1125 of A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)
Well...still missing my characters from the last book. I am not enjoying how so much of this seems rehash, I mean we heard some of this in the last book from other views. And didn't they tell us Davos was killed last book. Unless it was a lie, why even have him in this one? What is wrong with Dany?! Seriously where did the strong conqueror go?
May 15, 2012 05:26PM Add a comment
A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 55 of 1125 of A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)
Ugh...I had forgotten about Bran...wish GRRM would too. Oh, and I think it's Uncle Benjen. Why is Dany just staying in Meereen? Get yer ass in gear girl! Westeros is awaiting!!
May 10, 2012 06:24PM Add a comment
A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire, #5)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 3 of 1060 of A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)
Still unsure where this book is really going, but I am not disliking it at all. I do miss Jon and Dany, both are sadly lacking in this book. Oh yes, I hate Cersie, or however her name is spelled, why couldn't Tyrion have gutted her?
Apr 27, 2012 08:26AM Add a comment
A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 2 of 1060 of A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)
So far I don't think much of interest has really happened, I suppose I would say that the pieces are being rearranged on the chess board at his time.
Apr 22, 2012 05:21PM Add a comment
A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

Clownmama
Clownmama is starting A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)
Still reeling from the ending of the last book! Wow. Nothing but new characters so far in this book, so nothing to note in the way of progress yet.
Apr 20, 2012 09:01AM Add a comment
A Feast for Crows (A Song of Ice and Fire, #4)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 6 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)
Have to admit I don't know why I make these updates...no one reads them! Who's going to save Tyrion now?!! And Littlefinger and Lysa...just ewwwww!
Apr 13, 2012 05:11PM Add a comment
A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 5 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)
Whoa. Totally wasn't expecting Littlefinger to show up there! Nice frame up of Tyrion, though. Glad Joffs dead, but worry it might actually get worse!
Apr 10, 2012 07:47PM Add a comment
A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 4 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)
Wow, wow, wow!! How many Starks can one author kill? At this time I'm still not willing to admit Arya is dead until I see no further chapters for her. Too ad on Robb, poor young man never had a chance to grow into the fine man I think he might have become. Not too sad seeing (at least I think she is!) dead. She was REALLY getting on my nerves, and I was sick of her bashing on Jon Snow.
Apr 10, 2012 08:01AM Add a comment
A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 3 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)
Well, I still don't like Sansa, but I do have sympathy for the situation she has been put in. I realize marriage to Tyrion does not hold any desire for her, but I wish she could see how much worse it could have been..I know she doesn't know him like the reader does though, so I understand. Nothing really super interesting going on, IMO, at this time.
Apr 05, 2012 09:49AM Add a comment
A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 2 of 1177 of A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)
Amazing...I've realized I don't like half the main characters, yet I keep reading (and loving) the series! I still don't like Bran, either, he's a whiny brat, then I have to remember than he's a paraplegic 9 year old! It's not like I should be expecting him to be a happy go lucky kid. Dany seems a bit lost, too many people trying to steer her too many directions. And yea! Davos is alive! I like him.
Mar 29, 2012 07:42PM Add a comment
A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Clownmama
Clownmama is starting A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)
Still a mass ebook, so no clue on real page numbers. OMG! Why is Sansa still wasting oxygen?! That girl is a seriously STUPID, naive moron. Gods I can't stand her! Not feeling too fond of Catelyn right now either, that was a very not wise decision releasing Jaimie for her dumber than a bag of rocks daughter. Gotta say, I think I might like this Maragery (sorry, know that's spelled wrong) chick.
Mar 28, 2012 04:33PM Add a comment
A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 8 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)
Hmmm...not buying this Bran and Rickon being dead. Also really not trusting Reek, he's up to something, just 'happening' to find the silver wolf broach and 'knowing' where they'd hide out. Still can't stand Sansa, she needs to GROW UP!! There are no 'True Knights' you retarded girl!! Quit expecting someone to rescue YOU, either do something yourself or give up to the life they are presenting you with.
Mar 23, 2012 10:45AM 1 comment
A Clash of Kings  (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 7 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)
I'd say we're making some decent progress. Wow, that was sudden with Renly! I would love to see a chapter from the view points of a few of the "bad guys", Cersei, Joffrey, and Mellisandre in particular. I would love to know what, besides being inbred is Joffrey's problem. And I would like to know WHAT exactly Mellisandre is!!
Mar 16, 2012 03:13PM Add a comment
A Clash of Kings  (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 5 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)
It didn't save my original progress because I didn't have a pg number. So really loving Tyrion, Arya, Jon, and have liked the new guys entry Davos(?). Still canNOT stand Sansa! Whiny, whiny bitch! Yes, Joffery is treating her wretchedly and I can't stand that either, but it fits his character. Questioning the Hound with her, is it fatherly, brotherly or carnally that he cares for her??
Mar 14, 2012 10:30AM Add a comment
A Clash of Kings  (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Clownmama
Clownmama is on page 2 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)
Again still don't know real page number because of ebook combo. Really, really disliking Bran!!! Oh yes, and I LOVE Theon's sister...she's awesome!
Mar 14, 2012 10:27AM Add a comment
A Clash of Kings  (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Clownmama
Clownmama is reading A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)
Unsure how far in I am, as it's an ebook set of the first 4 books. Page 1048 now! I'm liking this one ok, nothing is really happening yet, but the set ups are going well for me. I find myself really liking Tyrion, Dany, Jon, Arya, and one of the characters Davos, i think he is, the Onion knight guy. Still dont like Sansa (rather detest her, actually).
Mar 12, 2012 06:34PM Add a comment
A Clash of Kings  (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

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