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‘You may not go where you intend to go, but you'll end up where you need to be.’

Sion • 35-44 • Caerphilly, Wales

‘The branches of the forest are so dense, you cannot feel the rain.’

‘Like a woman who has swallowed the moon.’

‘The magic is only in what book say, how they stitched the patches of the universe together into one garment for us.’

‘Feet were concealed, secretly pressing themselves into and pushing back against the world, as if to halt its ever-encroaching advance.’ Made up for weird simile. Not keen still though.

‘Something delicate released in my chest, like a gold ring dropping into a bowl of milk.’ Is one of the oddest similes I have ever heard of.

Save… Earth… Save… Erid

"The company did not survive, unfortunately. Because the technology only works on one in every seven thousand people and thus has limited commercial potential.”

‘I guess he’d worked that all out a while ago.’
‘I wasn’t expecting company.’

‘Also, until I hear otherwise, his name is Rocky.’

If I need the average rectal temperature of a healthy goat, I can find out!

“ Dr Ryland Grace, I hear by grant you top-secret clearance to all information pertaining to Project Hail Mary.”

“Okay, it’s exactly like that.”

“I know Liberia uses imperial units but I don’t know my own name. That’s irritating.”

“All the habits of Man are evil.”

The wan is going to complicate things… I think she is an SS agent too…

Not usually my genre = very, very interested

‘Because we believe in God, we believe in Germany which He created in His works, and in the Führer, Adolf Hitler, whom He has sent us.’

“Children had been given a week off for the Führer’s birthday, rather than for Easter”