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Man Phoebe has been annoying and she is pissing me off. She can take a leap.

She doesn’t have red hair but her best friend does. Also this NOT duet. LYING LIARS.

She doesn’t have red hair but her best friend does 🙄

OMG GUESS WHAT COLOR HER HAIR IS 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Another Beauty and the Beast retelling. Let’s see if it passes muster.

Oh looks she’s 5’2”. And he’s monstrously huge. Wow. Shocker.

Literally 2:09 in. She’s named her labia lips Monica and Rachel and her clitoris Phoebe. Idk man, this might be a DNF cuz why is that the opener?

I need to keep track of how many times bile creeps up an FMCs throat when they feel a disturbing emotion. Good gods there doesn’t always have to be a physical response.

Omg enough with the dementia. No one has dementia!

Oh look. Another red head.

Omg she has red hair. Can we stop? We can make FMC unique without red hair.

Onto the next

I’m scared

Oh wow she has red hair.

And she too is the size of a 10 year old child just the previous FMC. I’m gonna guess he’s a giant as well.

Oh wow she has red hair.

Oh wow she’s the size of a 10-year-old child and he’s a 7-foot giant, how original and totally not weird at all. Sigh.

“I think I would rather be kept than deserved.”

Sweet Jesus.

To read this story again for the first time

Audiobook this time 😊

Chalk this up to a Hoopla Bonus borrow 🤣

Gonna out that back on my TBR. Got a little too ambitious with the audiobook. I need to read a physical copy

Really cramping my style reading a book authored by a man but que sera sera

The end is near, hallelujah

The dedication spurred me on.

“To all the oldest daughters who take the world onto their shoulders. You deserve your own hunky green halfling.”

Time to finish this crack pot series 🤣

Need to finish this terribly cringey series 😆

Gonna come back to this so I fully enjoy it

I just know this is going to enrage me.

It is time. (Lion King)
Pray for me