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KY mention: Louisville slugger

Chapter 5 and I’m already loving this more than I thought I would! Not me over here grinning like a fool 😂

I’m rarely impressed with her books nowadays, but I figured I might as well listen to her backlog while I clean and unpack our house.

I just started this book, if you didn’t know, I have Narcolepsy, Type 2.
It might seem like an oxymoron, but people with this condition struggle to fall asleep and stay asleep at nightnight. We have a dysfunctional sleep-wake cycle. I’m hoping this book will help me feel seen… or if it isn’t good, maybe this audio will bore me enough that I can finally sleep at night.

Jk, I’m not going to read this book, the co-author Brendan DuBois has been charged with SIX COUNTS of child p*rn!!!!

I normally wouldn’t read a James Patterson, I’ve never really enjoyed his stories, except for one. I’ve kind of written him off as an author that isn’t for me, same as Stephen King.
However, a local in person book club chose this book, so I figured I’d try it.

Honestly forgot I was listening to this book. 20 chapters in… oops.

I SNORTED at the “she let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding” trope

This HAS to be a parody. 😂

This feels like a parody of a thriller

I’m at the chapter that everyone makes a big deal about. Ok. 🤷🏻‍♀️

lol at The Woman in Cabin 10 reference.

Nooo ughhh ⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️

I just randomly stopped reading and got bored of reading the physical book, so I’m picking up the audio. This feels like such a “dude bro” book.