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an extra half a star for the bonus scene crochet sex swing 🤣

ngl i liked the teaser for the spin-off. it's Tourist Season right??

listening to a bonus scene rn...it started well enough (sloane and rowan are hilarious) now it's cringe 😅

okay...fionn's decision-making abilities arent much better than rose's 🙄

he could've just called his brothers 🙄

maybe you could've...disposed of the body and all of the evidence first 🤔

why is fionn like a wrestler all of a sudden?? 🤣
also can someone kill that pain in the ass matt already??? 🙄

kudos on the creative use of the cotton candy i guess 🤣

rose is so stupid 🙄

not be a hater but i can't imagine doing the horizontal tango with a broken leg is in any way comfortable 🤔

it's pissing me off how she keeps getting herself into trouble and fionn has to get her out of it every time. YOUR LEG IS BROKEN STOP BEING SO RECKLESS! GO HOME AND BINGE STRANGER THINGS OR STH!

what is rose even doing 🤦‍♀️

not to be mean but the male va should never do a child's voice again 🤣

i think rose could use a few lessons from sloane and lark 😅

candy canes are minty? also is mint something than can be...inside a person? 👀

ah it's so nice of him to ask for consent after he drugged her and strapped her to a chair...and they say romance is dead 😌

not me falling asleep while reading it 😅 in my defense i was tired and it was way past my bedtime 😂

i love it when they get right to the point 🤣

i hope it's better than the last one 😭

think i'll be able to finish it before new year's? 🤣

literally found its dedication randomly on insta and bought it immediately this will be my first festive read 🤣

not the only character i liked in this train wreck 😭

it's not just the laughing and the singing anymore 😭🤣

at least the sex is fun...took long enough to show tho 🙄

nooo she's singing again 😭😭

over half the book and all they've done so far was kiss once and rub it by themselves constantly to the thought of each other 😅

someone please tell me Scythe & Sparrow is better than this 😅

yor might be acting too weird this time? 😅

literally 2 pages into the next story and loid's already started with his "it's for the mission" bullshit. BOY NONE OF THIS IS FAKE TO YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!

there's even loid x franky bonding 😭😭😭