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Haven't seen the movie Jeremy the scenes I am imagining are very much like something in a movie. The descriptions are funny and full features and I like most of the cast so far.

Just what I like to read - upper crust insanity!

I still like the witchcraft but the MCs Backstory is very noodle incident at the moment it is reminding me of Harry Dresden and I hate those fucking books so this doesn't bode well for it. Still enjoying the witchcraft and the plot isn't too too crazy but there are some subplots in here that kind of annoy me.

I think the plot is pretty muddled. Funny yeah but just all over the fucking place with subplots that are hard to slog through and midnight and dred's angsts are just kind of annoying since they aren't rational. Also also why did it take so long for them to fuck???

I will say again that I love the portrayal of witchcraft in this story. Like real witchcraft instead of some bibbity bobbity boo shit.

wallbanger is also put on hold. I am just not in the mood for it.

This reads like a movie. Not a particularly good movie but like a typical rom com. I don't think I like this. My mom might. Relationships aside, Simon is still an inconsiderate dick. If he didn't want complaints, shag ur girls against another wall. I would have called the police by now with a noise complaint.

Okay I will admit this is hysterical and I like establishing Chloe as a proper character before bringing in the dude but the way she talks is still annoying. I do like her relationships though.

this is some bullshit. she calls him out on implying that she slept her way to the top [he blinks at this like it never occured to him] and just goes on and bangs him in the fucking elevator DURING BUSINESS HOURS. This is some straight up bullshit and the writer should feel ashamed

I am mad feeling this story. The world building is gorgeous and though the main girl is a bit cowardly for my tastes, I do quite like her. The only downside is that the MC keeps calling Mrs Potts by her first name and her title. Stick to one otherwise this shit is confusing.

I admit the cranberry incident has me cackling

There is a lot of tell not show in this book. You built a world, play in it dammit. Also lead guy is cliche 'oh I am dark but not evil and I like this girl I used to bully'. This is a cliche storm kind of book but one has to get their read count up somehow.

I don't like how the main character talks - my girls, my O - i think it's kinda stupid but the other stuff - the meow slut- is pretty funny. Chapters are short though.

Kinda sorta rape sexual harassment to kick off the story which I am sort of not here for. It teases the line of 50 shades of not okay and the dude is just an asshole, pretty or not.

Already I am drawn in this story with the world building, the actual witchiness of it (take that rowling!) and the main character herself is quite interesting.

Good so far. I like the world building though it is a little dated. If they had made up a generic magical smartphone instead of using magical blackberries I would have been a bit more into it.

And the plot thickens. I think I know what's up. I still say it's a pretty spaghetti plot but eh we shall see if it can be salvaged. Story wise, I still like Della and Colin though they have the ailment of 'cant fucking spit it out'.

GFDI DELLA IF YOU DON'T WANT COLIN PASS HIM THIS WAY! It's like she is the opposite of Sable. Like be honest and say you wanna be married for real. For fucks sake. I am a lil confused over colin because what made him change his mind to go after her? Also why the fuck he won't tell folk that those aint his kids? Fer fucks sake.

Okay I like everyone in this story except Lola. Like everyone - even that shit Prime Minister. If the writer had left out Lola, I would honsetly give this a 5 of 5 even with the plot suffering from 'lack of communication'. Like Colin is an emotionally constipated brit, it comes with the territory along with saying sorry every 3rd word.

The plot is getting a lil convoluted like how her marrying him is a way to show they are supposed to be royals and for fucks sake Colin - just say how you feel you complete tit. Still hate Lola, she's a bitch.

Lola is a little fucking bitch and I wouldn't want her on my squad. Shit, she's already down, why the fuck are you still kicking???

Okay I like Colin so far. He's not 'relatable' or anything like that. He's just a good character and I am interested in learning more about him. Kinda iffy on Della tbh but I may be biased since my late godmother was named Della so eh.

Okay the opening was cute and a lil funny and I have a thing for british accents. Hope is alive people!

I stand behind my previous statement: Eli is a piece of shit. Like why the fuck did you do a whole romantic dinner and shit if all you are announcing is work shit? Like she wasn't sitting around waiting for your sorry ass. No fuck him, I am not here for this shit.

So I am a lil more invested in Eli but I still do't like his character. I don't think he has much character at all. I would like to read a book on the girl more. She sounds interesting. I don't find myself interested in the 'rugged bad boy' type and Eli comes off as a runaway coward with the author giving him 'military past' as an excuse so i hate him more. I want to know more about reese to be honest.

and my estimation went down of this. The attack as drama kick isn't that great. I do like Sable a bit more as a character since she wasn't down for the bullshit but then I don't like the guy as much. I would frankly rather see them as friends over a couple. But whatever.

I know this is like 4th in the series and quite frankly I am not here for reading about the other couples. I am honestly not quite here for this couple. The girl isn't that great and the guy has so much wangst it's ridiculous. Also, I want to have a word with whoever called this a 'humour' story. I have yet to laugh over this shit show.

Predictable ville continues and the mains personality are pretty generic and kind of bland. nothing too offensive but not all that simulating.

Getting back int witty romances. So far it's like some ficts I have read that i liked although teetering into cliche-ville.

Get's a little wanky midpoint but I like the overall pace of it.