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screaming crying throwing up oh my god

Imagine working for a shadowy agency known to weaponize hypnosis and not wondering if you have been hypnotized 🧐

oh no our spy man is losing memory and smells strange decaying honey

✨which could mean nothing✨

SOMEONE SEDATE ME WHY IS THE CLOSET EVIL

I’ve only known whitbee for ten minutes but I love him and if he’s a mushroom I’m gonna lose my mind

I cannot believe I managed to interact with my family and wait until this morning to start this book

baby girl really went zero to a hundred on the insane scale FAST. (I support women’s right but more importantly I support women’s wrongs)

me: oh yeah it’s all coming together

me, two minutes later: nevermind i have no idea what’s going on

is there ANYTHING better than an unreliable narrator and strange slimes?????

we’re putting this in sport mode (returning my audiobook to the library and reading on my kindle)

not me. READING. In the year of our lord 2025

in my contemporary romance era apparently 🕺🏽

maybe if I throw twelve books at my brain all at once, one will stick and I’ll get out of this reading slump

the gang fights colonialism 🤠

nope I’m gonna have to read this one lmao

take two, let’s hope my library hold doesn’t run out again 🙃

the audiobook narrator has no business making deaths voice so indecent, like PLEASE MA’AM IM TRYING TO WORK 🔥🥵

shooketh

v hoping for an enemies to lovers situations, I CANNOT resist an eldritch horror or a shadow daddy

like I DOUBT IT. This seems more like an internal journey narrative w romance as a secondary thing but I can dream 😌

can’t believe I haven’t read this yet but I’m excited for my queen to demolish my soul as she always does 😌

ITS HEIST TIME BB

demon Darlington…..HEAR ME OUT ✋🏼🥵

Leigh Bardugo: *slaps the roof of this book* this bad boy can fit so many fucking plot twists in it

I’m obsessed, I fear

I think I need to revamp my star system 😩 plz ignore these updates if I can’t get them to not post

truly obsessed w this book omfg

let’s go 🤠

why do I feel like this is going to end w everyone dead or insane