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Is it good? No. Am I riveted? Absolutely, yes.

lol

gay people wouldn't choose these songs for karaoke

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse. You say the love interest looks like Timothee Chalamet. You come into MY house into my home and you say these awful hurtful words.

Sara Raasch you have gone where I can't follow I hate this dynamic so much possessive men give me the ick

the random SAT words are so jarring sorry

Am I supposed to just accept that Sabrina Carpenter from real life exists in D&D? Dungeons & Dragons & Sabrina if it's not too much trouble guys

God stop singing. Stop singing!!!! Do NOT give me a fanfiction style play by play of a karaoke rendition of Journey's Don't Stop Belevin' You will never be Rachel Berry and for that be grateful!!!!

rip each others throats out!!!!!!!!

It's a little my immortal but Im having a great time. Yeah the missing tome of lost knowledge in the underground labyrinth. The snake shaped key to your vampire dorm. Your extra special yummy S type blood that makes you irresistible to vampires. Welcome back ebony darkness dementia raven way and congrats on the lesbianism.

I miss Ilya 💔 why book if no sad european man with every problem

Ilya being perceived as the chillest straight dude in Ottawa is sooo funny

why am I getting a lil emotional over this gay hockey book I'm putting Ilya in my pocket

this is crazy Im riveted

I don't like domestic horror usually but cg drews ily <3333

I love u C.G. Drews muah

SHOES WITH NO SOCKS IN FLORIDA?!?!? Okay swamp foot

There is something seriously wrong with these two

this man is so useless she should put him in the ground

Love this dynamic it's the Baz is scheming of it all

If this happened to me I would simply say no thank you

save me Chuck Tingle. Chuck Tingle save me

I need Emily Cooper to look me dead in the eyes and promise me I'm not reading grimdark Frozen fanfiction right now

getting really British with the gender relations but the plot is crazy so I'm still trucking

This is kind of a banger so far I love women with problems

This is bananas

This is so The Summer Hikaru Died

I'm unwell (positive)

R.F. Kuang get out of my headddddddddd (might have to circle back so I don't apply to phd programs)

t/w: grad school (it's really good but it's also. radioactive)