Julie Storing (thefoxyreader) > Recent Status Updates

Bree gonna finish her first semester with a 0.00 GPA

Okay, but like Valec has to be a fan fave character, right?

Anytime Arren speaks, I get the urge to do a crotch chop while yelling "SUCK ITTTTTTT"

God this is boring

I’ll never get over 16 years going into an early college program at UNC where they live on campus. Most universities don’t have enough dorm space for their regular students and the liability issues would be a nightmare

Feels appropriate to start my reread of this

Reading this is going to be the worst decision I ever make in life

Rereading before Oathbound comes out!

Makes me wish I DNF’d books

“The only impartial witness was the sun.” First line goes hard 😎

WHELP, I did NOT realize this fan fiction is over 800 pages long when I committed to it

I need Vera Wong to cook for me 🤤

I didn’t realize this was nonfiction until I wiki’d the book 😂

The author describes how Cary Stayner felt invisible in high school and had his name misspelled in the yearbook…and then also spells his name wrong on page 67 of this book 😂

I didn’t expect Bigfoot to get a shoutout in nearly every chapter of a book about a serial killer 😅

In a complete 180, this is what another coworker picked for us to read for our work book club lol