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"Me, sir!" cried Sam, springing up like a dog invited for a walk. "Me go and see Elves and all! Hooray!" he shouted, and then burst into tears.

comedy

he's so dumb and annoying constantly talking about a marriage contract 🙄

When he finally dropped his hand and opened his eyes, they were sparkling. “I have friends, Jamie,” he claimed, a subtle hint of color spreading over his cheeks.
“Of course you do, buddy.”
“I do,” he insisted.

HE'S SUDDENLY SO SWEET

the harrisons are so adorable

"And when, on the morrow, she presented Elizabeth to me as her
promised gift, I, with childish seriousness, interpreted her
words literally and looked upon Elizabeth as mine—mine
to protect, love, and cherish."

Okkkkaaayyy...

"I said in one of my letters, my dear Margaret, that I
should find no friend on the wide ocean; yet I have found
a man who, before his spirit had been broken by misery, I
should have been happy to have possessed as the brother of my heart"

The writing is so beautiful

who the hell does this guy think he is using lazlo's words as his own?!

"Flavia di Stefano was one of those wonderful women that Bottando believed only Italy could produce. Either they became wives-and-mothers or they worked. And if they worked, they had to strive so hard to stave off guilt feelings about not staying at home that they were twice as good as anyone else."
Page one.

often times i hate being an english major but really what else would i be

not to be disrespecting a great work or anything (?) but i really do feel like he's just pointing out the obvious

"What the hell kind of a name was Ransom?" Im glad we're all thinking the same thing

“You silly cunt,” I said, “you’ll cook yourself.”
In reply he farted. What a little flower he was.

Curiosity killed the cat and right now they're doing my autopsy bcs wtf is this

This is torture but im also curious about what its gonna lead to. What exactly is the plot?

What a weird book

"I was as docile as a big old Labrador quietly farting by the fire." "my continual horniness" i hate this kind of writing. You can really tell its a man

This is a problem. Conner is literally the guy who callously ordered a kid's death and tried to kill jaron etc and jaron is here saying he died as he lived in the grayest shadows between right and wrong. WHAT RIGHT???????? SINCE WHEN????

This is a hell of a mess omg

Hes so annoying just admit that you love her omg what is this
Also if imogen really is dead and jaron ends up with the princess ill kms

Look at our king man he's stupid
Half of his court is made up of kids atp

Me? I would've never forgiven Tobias
also why were they randomly dancing this chapter was just a mess

omg not cregan pulling an ambiades

Well. I could smell that plot twist from kilometers away. I wonder if it's only because this is so similar to The Thief though lol

the book got infinitely better once friday showed up