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No my sweet idiot wife of course that wasn’t a ghost she just can project goo from her fingers and make human vapor shapes come out of her mouth….you know like people normally do

If you’re going to freak out at a squeaky self opening door you shouldn’t have come on the week long haunted house trip

Never have I been more curious about what a character is wearing, is she playing tennis looking like a Gibson girl?

This is what this book sound like to me.

*person approaches*

Oh my god something scary is happening in a place that actually used to be call something different. Here let’s spend 20 minutes discussing and then you can go wow that totally relates to my situation before leaving

*and repeat*

I love when I hitchhike with a farmer and he tells me convenient exposition

Maybe I missed something but I can’t tell if these characters are 25 or 10