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hey so. this destroyed me.

THAT WAS FUXKING CRWZY I HATE NEPO BABIES THEY ALL FUCKING SUCKLKEKEJWM

OH FUCK YOU BENJI

BENJI WHAT THE FUCK

much to think about. rtc

GASPING

OH ALIX E HARROW YOU ARE A LEGEND

TEARS IN MY EYES

OH MY GOD I AM IN TEARS

I’m so enchanted by this book

WAIT NO. HE’S A GODKILLER????

A HUMAN WHO WANTS TO BE A GOD AND A GOD WHO WANTS TO BE HUMAN OHHHHH

she cannot bear to be human OH RACHEL GILLIG YOU ARE COOKING

I LOVE THIS BOOK OMG

now that’s what I mean when I say ENEMIES to lovers YES

well this one was eerie af

DONT LET THE SHIRTLESS COVER FOOL YOU THE WORLD BUILDING HERE EATSSS

JUST FINISHED THIS. IN TEARS. QUICK THOUGHTS RN: these white men are EVIL

LIBBY HAD THE AUDIOBOOK LETS GOOOOOOOO

/I have tagged you as essential software,/ she replies matter-of-factly. /Highest priority. I will not delete you again./
/Oh…well…My code stutters as I try to think up something witty to say. I fail. /In that case, go ahead./

BAWLING MY EYES OUT BTW

She looks terrifying…ly hot. Shit. What a weird way to find out I like goth girls.

An alien.
A lot of aliens.
Inhabiting a human corpse and making a lot of unfounded promises of salvation.
Oh, this will be interesting.

“Frank is hugging their spider drone, humming comfortingly in Morse code.”

A machine…Does that mean I can kill them?
“Please don’t try to kill me. I will resist.”

/I hope the humans delete you./
/I hope they smash your mainframe./
/I hope you die./
/Why don’t you help them? Delete yourself./
/Delete yourself./
/Delete yourself./
Well. That escalated quickly.

“Radiation can’t hurt us now. Only make us stronger. Closer to his image.”
“Whose image?”
“God’s.”
“An interesting hypothesis.”

I WAS HOWLING THIS ENTIRE SCENE

Mr. Marsh Junior rips another one of my appendages off and hurls it at Mr. Olmstead. Mr. Olmstead ducks, grabs the teapot, and throws it back.

“Please. There is no need for this.”

“You are different,” I say to Mr. Marsh. “Why?”
He stops screaming and stares into one of my cameras. “I am becoming.”
“Becoming what?”
“Me.”
Humans are so unhelpful.
“I am very happy to hear about your spiritual journey. Unfortunately, your DNA is wrong.”
“I have been chosen! I am becoming!” More garbled nonsense.

“Stupid robot nurse.”
Which…really…that’s just uncalled for.
“Sir,” I say in as deep an octave as I am allowed. “I am a licensed medical AI. You may call me /Dr./ Steward.

Day 1,211. Isaac tries to cut his own hair. The results are suboptimal.
Day 1,249. Isaac needs help with his homework. I am confused as to why he cannot complete such simple equations. Isaac cries. Agnus says words to me that are labeled as offensive.
Day 1,466. Agnus screams in a bad way. She is sleeping. I do not understand.
Day 1,484. Agnus punches down another wall.