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bro got high and horny then scared. we’ve ask been there

“pay attention sweetheart” ALISON HAZELWOOD

THE PROTEIN BAR WAS COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

i had to explain to my star wars loving boyfriend that this is a reylo fanfiction and that adam’s actor in the live action is married to daisy ridley in real life

guys do you think ithan played sunball??? maybe he could have gone pro

bryce is far too comfortable talking abt sex in front of her brother

if i genuinely read “he unleashed himself/herself/theyself” im dnfing

why do they keep having these top secret convos in the middle of crowded public areas?

wtf is a demi-thong

girl discovers slavery is bad via her dead slave friend who she treated like a second class citizen throughout the entire first book

love how sjm created a whole sport then gave me absolutely nothing lol now every time she mentions sun ball i think of the lacrosse hybrid sport in descendants

“I want her more than I want the next sunrise.” Warrek my man welcome to the podium

rip bryce you would have loved crank by slayyyter

EHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE

girl whatever horse meme

who dosnt bring sneakers to a brand trip don’t pmo

OH MY GOD JUST KISS OH MY GOD

getting to the love confessions of a slow burn is like finding netherite in minecraft

NO NO NO NO INSERT THOUSAND YARD STARE EMOJI

do not deceived by this trashy ass cover, i’ve cried twice already

i never realized how jude’s finger being bitten off is so akin to sexual abuse and the possibility of losing agency over one’s body could contribute to her later actions. in this essay i will…..

secret lives of mormon wives mentioned???

yes i have two unfinished books in my reading lists, no i dont care

never mind he got me back with the buying all the stuff she wants, take me daddy alpha or whatever

the man bun is slightly ruining this for me, WILL check back

comics are being counted this year guys

Currently resisting the urge to read pride and prejudice AGAIN

babe WHERE was the editor 😫💔

memory wipe…. r u trying to pmo

dorian is the mean twink you’re friends with in college who says the worst things imaginable and then defends himself by saying “i’m just real!”