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god I love Collins

I think I'll make it to the end but honestly, this is not wowing me.

can't believe I'm expected to go to work instead of staying in bed and finishing this book

did not read the summary before starting this book so the ghost sex plotline has taken me by surprise!

this TITLE

Butler vs. the troll... a truly formative moment for younger me

park could do so much better than this.

having a lot of Big Feelings about people being locked out of their doors

twitter is blocked but not youtube, just to make sure no one can talk about the whole ghost thing (but video is totally fine??)
also the language these characters use is pretty rude and derogatory sometimes. calling the ghost "ms autism"? like hello?? I'm gonna finish the chapter but if it doesn't get better this is going to be abandoned pdq.

wait. if only 5 kids are aware of this secret website they're using to plan this coup or whatever, why is Tyler using hashtags. there's only 4 other people using this site.

oh my

just realized I should probably do some quick reviews before the year's over

gotta return this to the library for now

these people drink too much

this is so damn good

literally eight pages in and I'm pretty sure this is the funniest squirrel girl yet

honestly this is such a fun read so far 👽

😭😭😭😭

there's one good cop and it's gamache

hey I'm no expert but what is stopping him from just assassinating Regal? just kill him and be done with it, nbd. this plot makes no sense and also, for a book titled "Royal Assassin" there is a stunning lack of assassinations.

this Chaz Brenchley story is so cool - gonna check out his other books after this

honestly this book is so long and yet I'm really enjoying it

oh this is racist

ggghhhh I love sophos

why does goodreads insist on emailing me to "notify" me of Very Old Reviews ppl have done? it is not helpful and i feel a bit silly liking someone's update from like, last year :/

so far I'm not enjoying this at all