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“He stepped into the briefing room with mixed emotions, uncertain how he was supposed to feel about Kraft and the others, for they had all died in the distance of a mute and secluded agony at a moment when he was up to his own ass in the same vile, excruciating dilemma of duty and damnation.”

“She’s completely clueless to the attention she’s getting. Or is she? Her to-do list makes that theory shit, but she won’t be fucking to-doing Greg. Not to-fucking-ever.”

ALICIA?????????

Everything’s wrong T-T

“My rainy days are yours, Dominic. If you want them.”
“It rains a lot here,” he says after a few long beats. “Fine with me. But my sunny days belong to Sean.”

IM DECEASED. CAUSE OF DEATH: A HEART ATTACK DUE TO UTTER FUCKING TENDERNESS

“He turns another page and pulls an empty pillow closer to his shoulder. He wants me to read, with him, in his bed.”

Ahhhhh I would be falling so hard

“He frowns. I wouldn’t let you die for anyone. Not even me.”

Mannnn she did him so dirty. She highkey the coward

This is devious T-T

The range of quotes in this book is hilarious

This is such an easy, entertaining read!

“I’m a guest in the guest room of a family that will never be mine.”

Damn T-T