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Hyperfixating at how terrible it is to drive in Seattle is, in fact, enough to push anyone over the edge.

Can you imagine if many wealthy and powerful people were also narcissists and pathological liars, wouldn't that be crazy?

I am rapt.

Reading all of Animal Farm to impress a girl and then not understanding it's an allegory for the Russian Revolution is actually so relatable.

I guess I'm on an accidental "narcissist mother" reading streak.

Currently loving how much this isn't Brandon Sanderson.

Realizing I can finish this before the end of the year if I read 1 day per day.

Oh fuck what if THIS BOOK is tuberculosis

Only 144 pages until I only have 1000 pages left. :)

I bet things turn out alright for this Gavilar fella :)

Wit definitely wears a fedora.

If you can't handle me at my Smart Taravangian, you don't deserve me at my Dumb Taravangian

Nice to know that Adolin also has problems keeping track of all the secret societies and their motivations.

Singers has leveled up! Singers is trying to learn NOTHING PERSONNEL, KID.

I just hate it when my manservant is bugs.

What do you do when your husband's been having an affair? Become a cheetah, too.

Ok, let's do it again but angrier this time.

For now, I've given up on rereading the whole series, but I haven't given up on finishing this book.

This book would hit so different if I knew ANYTHING about JonBenét Ramsey

DEFCON 5 IS THE LEAST SEVERE, asjfiskdjfkdkdkfn