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it feels like a uni essay someone desperately needs to finish but it’s on a subject they’re barely familiar with

“How do I know y’all ain’t the police?” he asks.
I pull up my Playboy spread on my phone that just came out—and flaunt it in his face. “Would a cop be in Playboy?” I ask smugly.

I’M LIKE… IN LOVE RN

I’m actually in the mental hospital right now,” I say with a giggle, to keep the mood light.
I LOVE THIS WOMAN

“The head priest rips us apart, swings me around, and slaps me in the face in front of everyone, including the dead pope. I’m stunned.” OH MY JULIA

a little murder would have spiced up things

i only started and it already feels like pure dopamine!!

i’m as disgusted, disturbed and repulsed by this novel as i’m impressed by moshfegh’s sexy and twisted brain

what the fuck…. ottessa, what the fuck….. the fucking grape scene…..

when the main character decided to learn German, and later russian [triggered] i got scared because rich people are soooo lazy, imagine having such an opportunity to [spoiler], and wasting it on the European languages 🙄😤