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2 years divorced and she still has to constantly correct that he's her ex husband??

Heart-Shaped Box reference!

Oh yes, the travesty of all travesties. Being thrown out of high school band

joe hill you are your father's son

UMMM

is this girl ever going to bring up the bite mark she left on that woman's hand and ask why she was being suffocated??

oops went too far. not shocked at all, this thing has got me invested!!

kilos???? ma’am

girl hears one (1) bit of gossip and starts speculating on that guys childhood

This is so good. I don't trust any of these people

sometimes, i wish i was a quitter

why does krampus sound like a grandpa???

just what this marriage needs. a baby.

Laurie's life on the absolute up just as Jack's is imploding is just *chef's kiss*

the number of book club picks that have included an english character going on vaction to thailand is two, which isn't a lot, but it does seem weird to me

....a flower crown??

"you were an angel... but you had horns."
😲

"omg i killed your husband one time, why can't you just get over it?!?!"

"You want sympathy? Go fuck James Taylor." did make me giggle

Answering the question of, will my dad suffer as he dies with
"No. Why? Disappointed?"
just, crazy work from the home health nurse over here.

As they say in Chicago... he had it coming

Lenore sees the necklace and I remember we're on the literal edge of a cliff rn 👀

Not the Love Actually necklace moment...

Chivalry?? Honey, that was assault.

Fireproof! This book is reminding me so much of the movie Fireproof!

yeah i still don't trust this girl. im just not convinced

what kinda cartoonish ass name is Alfred Butterworth

What does Chloe have on Richard that he would let her come stay with him??

nothing Jo is doing is criminal, gtfo