Cammie > Recent Status Updates

sometimes, i wish i was a quitter

why does krampus sound like a grandpa???

just what this marriage needs. a baby.

Laurie's life on the absolute up just as Jack's is imploding is just *chef's kiss*

the number of book club picks that have included an english character going on vaction to thailand is two, which isn't a lot, but it does seem weird to me

....a flower crown??

"you were an angel... but you had horns."
😲

"omg i killed your husband one time, why can't you just get over it?!?!"

"You want sympathy? Go fuck James Taylor." did make me giggle

Answering the question of, will my dad suffer as he dies with
"No. Why? Disappointed?"
just, crazy work from the home health nurse over here.

As they say in Chicago... he had it coming

Lenore sees the necklace and I remember we're on the literal edge of a cliff rn 👀

Not the Love Actually necklace moment...

Chivalry?? Honey, that was assault.

Fireproof! This book is reminding me so much of the movie Fireproof!

yeah i still don't trust this girl. im just not convinced

what kinda cartoonish ass name is Alfred Butterworth

What does Chloe have on Richard that he would let her come stay with him??

nothing Jo is doing is criminal, gtfo

EVERYTIME I THINK SHE'S GROWN A BACKBONE

This man might be the most irresponsible father and spouse in the world

Why is your WIFE 'trolling' through your past??? is bro fr??

she's about to find the camera!!!

dude, take your baby and just go for a holiday rn honestly

Couldn't be me because if she's doing all this 'she doesn't want me here cause she hates me and wants me to leave!' whining I would simply say 'correct, get out.'

One of your girls should be getting hit about now

GROW. A. BACK. BONE.

SMACK. HER.

Tell that bitch to get out of your house and move on!!