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Hmmm I have a feeling Cromwell is actually Amira’s father 🤔

“A tentacle studded with metal hooks burst from the water, wrapped itself around Marat’s chest, and jerked him into the swamp over the rail. He vanished under the surface.
Oh my God.
Alessandro laughed.”

- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“as legs and arms and other things began raining down everywhere, battering me like fleshy hail” - this is so amazingly gross! Love the visual!! 😆

“Conlan presided over it all from his high chair in the doorway of the office, completely naked, with a half-eaten turkey leg in his hand and a plastic bowl on his head.” - 😂😂😂😂

"Bite-sized, chewy, with a nice crunch. It's a good breedin' plan — either they's well-behaved, or they's delicious. Ya win either way." - ahahaha oh Grunthor

Amanda Stevens is very amazing at crafting a realistic terrifying atmosphere, which is REALLY not a good thing when reading while trying to fall asleep

Um it can't be just me who thinks dedicating a porny vampire novel to your neices & nephews is little on the WTF side right? O_O

Hopscotch & Band-Aid! These name keep getting stupider every book! What's next, Sparkles & Puding?! Ugh :/

“They probably met at a strip club. Or a human sacrifice. Or a tractor pull.” - This kind of thing is why I love this series & @Darynda so much

XD I would totally be that girl laughing at her boyfriend withe the croth full of ice water!

Doing a re-read since it's been 4yrs since the last one & I don't remember shit!

“Then he suddenly looked back at me. “I see you.” You always did, I thought, watching sparks dance in his eyes.” - Yes, yes he did :)

“Mircea might love me, but he didn’t respect me. He wouldn’t have pulled that stunt tonight if he respected me.” - About! Damn! Time! Cassie finally realizing this makes think there might be hope for her!

It's kind of annoyingly convenient that suddenly past Pythias are now suddenly tracking Cassie down to keep separating her from Pritkin when she jumps back in time but never had them do so in any of the other books :/

“Why has Emrys not killed you? Why has everyone not killed you?” “They’ve tried.” “Not hard enough!” - AHAHAHAHA! I'm starting to like Rosier :D

Finally Cassie growing a pair & telling people that keeping her "safe" isn't going to help anyone!

“Agnes would have been in our care in the first place, instead of in the clutches of -" - Jonas might be a overbearing blowhard douche nozzle but he's right about that.

“I prefer my vegetables in salad form, preferably covered with Ranch dressing,” I told him. “Or Caesar.” - By far one of the smartest things to ever come out of Cassie's mouth!

"If someone had been around to train me, I might have been doing even better." - But then you wouldn't be so easily kept under thumb like Mircea wants, hence keeping you "safe" from everyone :I

Ahahahaha! Nawwww poor King Douche Mircea didn't like being mistaken for Pritkin >:D

FINALLY!

My god, I don't know how Toby's still alive! The hits just keep coming!