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This is one of those times I regret going in blind. Wtf am I reading. This is the first RH that leaves me wondering who’s in the H. And woman, for the love of hygiene, take a shower between hickeys.

So far I’m confused and envious. I don’t know where the hell this story is going but this MC’s been meeting hot men every single day so far. And if you think that’s unrealistic- one was (g)rapey, and one was a rly crap lover- that’s more like it right?

😂😂😂😂 this book was a roller coaster from the start but it derailed 2 chapters ago and I’m not sure if the writer is trying to keep it in the park or turn this ride into a submarine

Not loving the dialogue and the fact that Bryn is already throwing herself at somebody who just had her kidnapped and locked up in a room. Some attempt at escaping and some outrage please.

Absolutely hating the endearment “Beauty”, but we’re powering through 😭

Halfway and no smut. Less rom more c*m please

Kooky disorganized girl meets freakishly organized and uptight dude, but it’s moving fast enough and I’m amused.

“[Missy] approaching the glass and letting her delicious tits press up against it. Mid-groan, I lean down and lick her nipples through the glass”
So he is standing there tonguing the shower stall partition pretending it’s her nipple, got it 😂

The word LOINS has now been used 😅💀 Had to check the cover to make sure this wasn’t an old Harlequin.

Chapter 1 and it’s even cringier than expected. Female protagonist bragged about how smart she is but can’t tell people dislike her because of her attitude not her “intelligence”. She’s also 20 and knows nothing about sex or her own body apparently (“It almost feels like I have to pee, but the pressure is very different”). Kill me.

So far so good!

22-07-2017 re-read

Re-read! This is a book that was hard to read the first time around and here I am re-reading so I can continue with the rest of the series.

Re-reading!

Re-read: still as entertaining

Oh, nvr mind. I already read this.

WELLLLLLLLLLLL

“He grabbed the shampoo, still miffed with a clenched jaw, obviously not appreciating a woman of my generation’s mindset.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I love this woman's age digs.

“He lowered his face and placed his lips on mine.”

WAIT, WHAT?!! I should rly start reading the blurbs to avoid awkward surprises like these. I thought she was going to be the new turkey slice in the brothers' manwich. Eek.

Daniil glanced at Roman, Roman looked at Stash, Eve spoke quietly to Lev while Zane frowned at Cole, but it was Artur who spoke.
AY DIO MIO, draw me a family tree please. I need to re-read this first chapter because I don't know who any of these bitches are.

“THE SCREW THROUGH CINDER’S ANKLE HAD RUSTED, the engraved cross marks worn to a mangled circle.”

Bonus points for this unexpected and gross first sentence.

I need to get my binoculars because I just can't seem to find the plot

Re-read!

“Coraline,” he whispered as the sunlight crept downwards below the surface of the sea.
“Yeah?”
“If you ever feel lonely, call me…I’ll be there in any way you need me to be. I swear.”

Awwww

Menage a cinq?

I'm all "QUE ESTA PASANDO?" every 2 seconds. I have no idea what is going on and I'm mostly uncomfortable and I like it but I don't. I really don't. Is this a sex club & menage a quatre story? Dammit, Penelope!

“We weren’t going to hurt her.”

NO??? WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU, PENELOPE???! YOU'VE BEEN MINDFUCKING ME FOR THE LAST 80 PAGES WHY STOP NOW?!

“The sun-kissed, glowing skin; the strong, toned legs from years of fencing; and the way she looked so alluring and sweet but with a hint of mischief in her eyes.
Like a baby vampire.”

Baby vamps have never sounded so cute before.

Maybe I should re-read the blurb and pay more attention because what is this even about?