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JESUS

I was asked to explain this book while in the Grace section, and now I'm in the Kiran section and I still don't know.

how is this book even this long, how is it going to get crazy twisted next, like Rosaline already besmirched her honor fuckin running off with benvolio wtf is escalus going to even say about that WTF (other than that I look forward to this becoming a TV show it is far too long and twisty for a movie and it's got good points to it)

Oh no I'm addicted

Honestly I'm just a sucker for books like this. These and heartwarming animal stories when the precious fuzzy thing doesn't die.

YAAAAAS

I can't wait for the party to be over, and yet I've accepted invitations to all the after-parties. remind me what we're celebrating again

I wish people were wearing name tags at this party. also I'm not sure why I am still here, I don't see anyone I know. don't get me wrong, I recognise all the types here but none of them mean anything to me.

someone rec'd this to me years ago, so I'm a little late to the party. *grabs solo cup, sits in corner*

STOP WAITING TO HAVE SEX JUST PUT ALL OF US OUT OF OUR MISERY

life lesson: NEVER WAIT TO HAVE SEX. the other person will probably die horribly in the near future but seriously if this character dies I will be SO PISSED

man just bang already

They are having full blown conversations WITH THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. It is impossible for eyebrows to quirk in a manner that tells someone specifically you are not wearing underwear. IT CANNOT BE DONE

That gods-damned nightgown. Shit. He was in such deep, unending shit. (that's it that's the series)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

don't introduce me to any more new series until I clear some of these away (this is a lie please give me all the series)

I feel like I've read this before, but maybe because it's predictable.

Seriously?

Um. What.

This book has easily hit what would be the climax in any other story and yet I'm just half done with it. Insanity.

finally reading this book

gah my body can't handle this level of suspense and action

Look! A pair of boobs! -> ( . Y . )

I'm seriously rooting for this guy. 1317 Sols to go, son.

my palm still smarts from slamming it on the break room table in surprise this morning after getting this far. you guys, shit just got really real.

IT BEGINS