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This book is bloody brilliant - and I'm only halfway!!!!!!!

I read this book years ago at school, but I saw that it was relatively cheap on kindle, so I bought it and am reading it again - I LOVE THIS SHIT!

I read this book years ago at school, but I saw that it was relatively cheap, so I bought it and am reading it again - I LOVE THIS SHIT!

This book is sooo good. They made a movie of it about fiteen years(with Tom Cruise & Brad Pitt), which I saw and rushed out too buy the book(the movie was very good, but the book is infinitely better). Now I live in Italy, I bought the book again for my kindle.

I'm LOVING this book!

Dear Diary, today I daubed hallucinogenic jellyfish toxin on my exposed woo-woo...

"That's a stretch," Mr. Bacardi says, "to call anything conceived during an all-leather backdoor dog-pile video a 'love-child.'"

Echo Lawrence(Party Crasher): So we went back to Middleton. To see the Middleton Christian Fellowship. The Sex Tornado.

"It has been reported that Tanuki fell from the sky using his scrotum as a parachute."

was really great!