Andy Carrington > Recent Status Updates

Every1 alright out there?

We have a synopsis.

Foreword by my main man, Harry Whitewolf.

Rocket launcher in my boot...

"I'm the bad guy?"

5 of Hitler's offspring have just been booted off my friend's list. Any more I should know about?

"My failure with women was legendary. It wasn't that they didn't like me, but I had a tendency to be too ambitious with my choices, and had a terrible lack of finesse in closing the deal. In other words, I had no killer instinct, and a knack for not saying or doing the right thing."

Don't be a writer, kids. Just don't.

Not usually one to give advice, but...

if you really wanna
write:

just write.

Be harsh

be funny.

Be true.

Final edits pending.

Amazon is run by Nazi cunts with Nazi-cunt ways.

Just saying, like.

The future is now (coming soon).

5p for a CARRIER BAG.

Bent over.

Come shaft me, Arnold.

I DANIEL BLAKE is the most real / profound film I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Absolutely devastating.

Cover done.

Hasta La Vista, Humans.

Sucking on a robot's dick (when I should be working).

While you were complaining about immigrants, machines took your job...

Unexpected item in the bagging area.

On with it.

A book is for life. An iPad is just for Christmas.

A lot of theories about face-fucking.

Awake before midday.

Poetry. In banking ads. Fuck outta here, NATIONWIDE.

That look they give you whenever your card declines at the checkout (if looks could kill eh)...

This reality will not be fictionalized.

"How can we claim / to live in a democracy / when it's always less / than half of us / who have elected our government?"

"Few are the American hibernophiles cooing over Patrick Kavanagh's statue as they trot by on a Sunday morning who know that only the night before the driver was cleaning jizz off the seats like Travis Bickle."