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This book has me face-palming every few pages. Theyre actively gaslighting the reader into thinking the threat of rape wasn't that bad

Lol shes so wasted, I could easily take advantage of her and we could bone, except she might not remember it, and I want her to remember it and not be mad at me after. I guess I'll just wait until shes actually willing and sober lol

I need to call out from work and surround myself with snacks and lock myself in my room so I can finish this book in peace

This book has me giggling

Lol whoops almost went passed the check point 👀

"The clit!" I'm shouting from the sidelines

Having the time of my life

So close

Clown dies in second rodeo