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It’s a car crash I can’t look away from

Omg our main character is so fucking unhinged, I’m just cringing so hard waiting for everything to fall apart

I AM SO EXCITED TO READ THIS BOOK

Immediately WTF, I'm going to throw up

There must be something wrong with me, bc I find this SO boring

Best friends/lovers of over 10 years don’t talk for 4 years bc of the USPS?

But also come on Romeo, a single letter with no response, ever heard of texting?

“I actually mentally whistle”

Me thinks this book needed several more rounds of editing

I examine my surroundings and see that in the corner of the sink, near the baby changing station, there's a Crock-Pot. I walk up to it, open the lid, and look down at a pile of warmed meatballs.

What the fuck?

I unplug the pot, pick it up, and exit the washroom.

"Whose meatballs are these?" I shout.

Patrons shoot me funny looks.

I haul the pot around the library "Whose Crock-Pot is this?"

I LOVE THIS BOOK

Ok, already obsessed

IT IS TIME