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Drey's a witty little fucker. I think I'm in love.

Probably the best audio performance I've listened to!

Jesus, one of the MC's is named Camden. It was nice knowing you all, but this book is going to be the death of me.

Ooh, married man. Usually not my thing, but they're pretty well separated so this might work.

I should probably be studying.

Holy hotsauce. Send Help.

I'm actually really loving this book.

So. Many. Emotions.

Ooohhh I don't know how I feel about this narrator.

Damn, I forgot how dirty this book was. I freaking love this narrator, though.

Time for another audio round. Ah, I love this book.

YESSSSSSSSSS ARC in hand, just sent it to my kindle and I am ignoring the world until this baby is finished.

The Boner Carriage to Holy Fuck Me Town

This book deserves 5 stars just for the chapter titles.

😂 This book is hilarious. I swear, Klune just word vomits the most ridiculous things into a page and publishes it. Oh, I missed these characters. They're still as over-the-top as always.

There are some days, after reading two freaking fantastic books in a row, that I just want to call into work, snuggle under my blankets, and read the day away.

But alas, responsibility calls and I have to go adult for a few hours.

These two honest to God hate each other. It's not even flirty hate, just 100% pitch black disdain.

This is going to be fun.

Opening Credits: To the kid whose story I read about years ago in the newspaper. I always hoped you could climb out of the darkness. This is for you.

My heart is crushed. I haven't even started the book yet and I'm already getting feels.

I know everybody liked this one better than the first two but it's just starting to drag for me and I've been avoiding my kindle for the better part of six hours.

I guess I'll sit down and keep reading. I hope it gets better.

I love Derek. This book better be hilarious and sassy as fuck.

Ugh. After finishing Arrows Through Archer I was excited to pick up another book but two pages in and were already talking about death.

This book better have one epic HEA.

Okay, a lot of books give me intense feelings and I joke around about it a lot but this book actually made me cry like a little baby. 60% in and I'm wiping tears off of my cheeks.

I need a break and some wine.

"sweating like a whore in church"

Famous last words. I'm not even a paragraph in and we're already talking about whores, smh. This book is going to kill me.

Adam, pull your head out of your ass, please.

Started off pretty cute but this is just starting to drag on... somebody, help me.

End of Chapter 1 and I already want to scream at Jay. How do you not know?

Hmmm, off to a good start.

Fuuuccckkkk this one is definitely an at-home read. Wow.

Zane’s answer was a toss of his hair, which lashed my ear. His hair smelled like grapefruit. I used to eat grapefruit for breakfast with a bit of sugar sprinkled on top, but now grapefruit were dead to me. I planned to spit on the next grapefruit I saw with vigor.

We're just getting started and weiner jokes are already on point!

Yesssss!

I hope this book is as intense as I think it's going to be.

I still think this book is so underrated. Definitely one of my 2016 favorites.