Cassie > Recent Status Updates

Are pl really this horny in real life? Because let’s be so fucking fr rn, we have spent at least half of this book putting off the plot and the fact that pl are dying to have sex. The other half of this book was getting new lore dropped that we are not actually doing anything about because it involves the other side of the bedchamber. Like just be so fucking fr and move the damn plot along already

Venda being where Washington D.C. was is actually INSANE WORK MARY E PEARSON YOUR BRAIN

I’m only back in the fucking building for 5 more days until this book is due back BUT WTF MAN I SWEAR THIS BOOK ONLY GETS WORSE EVERY TIME I PICK IT UP BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE FUCKING WHILE POPPY IS SLEEP WALKING WTF

Yes… because I too learned how to do stitches in nursing school 💀

So Delano’s an actual person… and yet he’s always in his wolven form and is lowkey treated like a pet that you got for anxiety… right…

OH MY GOSH IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
I swear every time I pick up this book, it only continues to get worse. I’m just so tired of the secret keeping and the reveals don’t even feel as shocking/impactful as they should be because it took 50 fucking million years to get to

Leaving this as a reminder for myself that I’m on chapter 28 because it’s about to be returned to the library and idk when my next hold on it will come through

Reading this because a lot of pl at work want me to and it’s the way no one warned me it was written in 1st person 😭

I’m sorry but there is just no way that you can convince me that Shane hasn’t attempted to learn Russian at least once up to this point like this book is lying to me rn

Picking back up my reread because my best friend finally got into TGCF and I know the hyper fixation is about to come back full force

RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE AFTER THE WICKED POWERS SNEAK PEAK

IM GONNA SAY IT: I HATE JEMMA THEYRE SO ANNOYING HOW DID I SURVIVE 3 WHOLE BOOKS OF THIS

SOBBING
Didn’t realize how much I missed Wessa until I started reading and was immediately sad watching them be in love and happy with the words “she couldn’t recall the exact blue of his eyes” haunting me the entire time

I always forget how much anxiety and second hand embarrassment this part gives me

*eye twitching* I had very low hopes that this series wasn’t going to get extended AGAIN and now that I know that this series is just never going to end, it makes me want to read this one even less. And if you’re asking why I’m still reading it if I hate it so much let me tell you it’s PURE SPITE!!! I have spent way too much time suffering through this series to not see it all the way through unfortunately

The way I’m not instantly in love with this book as I was the first one is making me nervous. Hopefully it gets better and it’s just because it’s the beginning because I really loved the first book.

SUFIYAN VETURIUS AS IN ELIAS VETURIUS AHAHHHAHHAJGSJAJSHHDNZIHB I HAD A SUSPICION HE WAS THERE KID BUT AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAIA AND ELIAS HAD BABIES ANSHSHHSHSUSHJAJZJDJJXJJDHH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW NORMAL I AM ABOUT THID AHHAHSHSUHABSKXHHSJSH

1ST PERSON JUMPSCARE

BITCH WTF WAS THIS ENDING

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

I’VE MISSED THEM SO MUCH

SALLY JACKSON THE WOMAN YOU ARE 😭

I’m so very confused right now 😭

RAVI SINGH THE MAN YOU ARE

NOPE NO NOPE I CANT DO THIS SHIT DONT DO IT PIP

*shakes Mare violently* STOP MISINTERPRETING EVERY SINGLE WORD DENNA IS SAYING OH MY GOSH I CANT STAND THIS

Rereading for maximum hype for when the show drops next week

LAST ONE AND THEN WERE ON TO CLEAR CARD!!! 🎉💪

Why am I reading this you ask? To find out why in the world is there a Taylor Swift x Brendon Urie book. It’s about as good as you think it would be so far 😭

OH MY GOSH JUST PLEASE COMMUNICATE IM BEGGING YOU
(If you’re seeing this twice it’s because I marked the wrong part when trying to update my progress 😭)