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The guy that recommended me this should’ve warned me about the slavery and racism of Natives *shrugs*

How did anyone believe this crap?

Did the publisher give them a minimum word count?

"What the hell was going on?"

They're lesbians Harold

“Intelligence is no defense- my own father, a professor, was shockingly quick to abandon his own judgment..”.
Yeah I wouldn’t give a professor position at BYU that much credit.

“ All cats are slightly magical don’t you know? iI’s why they’re so smug all the time.”

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE FUUUUCK!!!!

"Would you call an attempted murder victim resilient?"

Ah a fat person obsessed with eating. How fresh

"...nobody knows what God's going to do. Not even preachers. But preachers like to have the upper hand by pretending they've got inside information. And they like to see people squirm and cry if they don't follow in just exactly the way they want them to. My Daddy wasn't trying to save anybody's soul, although he claimed to be doing that...He was just trying to have power over people."

"It also means that she's been around Christians enough to figure out that they just make up what they want to believe, no matter whether it's logical or not."

Casting calls certainly were NOT Covid aware

“Bury me, my love, and take a lock of my hair with you. Carry me through the centuries. I think I’d like to share, just a little, in what immortality is like.”

For all the cheating going on, you'd think people just try open relationships

God I hate the main characters

I guess the English had a really good opinion of us in1951?

And by “Day of”t hey mean you’ll be 2/3 done with this book before you see anti real major action from the Triffids

You people have been blind for two fucking days. Thank God no nukes ever did fall cause apparently people in the 50s were idiots

Fuck this guy

Bind for not even a day and decide to kill your kids and yourself? Probably not a top pick for Disability Pride Month.

“Yadriel’s mom had affectionately named the cat Purrcaso, after the famous artist’s crooked paintings.”

"Seven healthy young bodies restive on wooden chairs. Smooth adolescent limbs. Girls-pretty girls-seven of them"

Did anyone ever check this guys hard drive?

“Show me a list of presidents and kings, show me a list of senators and lawmakers, and Carnegies, and I’ll show you a list of who did this… The fact that you’re poor and scared, and covered in blood is politics, and don’t let no one convince you otherwise.

“You can’t open a book on the laws of physics, and find a chapter labeled “Exploiting Workers for Profit and Killing Them When They Ask You to Stop.” It’s fake! Someone made it up! Workers are exploited, rent is astronomical, the cost of healthcare is life, destroying not because they are the path, a river cars through a cannon, but because some capitalist fuckers decided they want it this way.

"And he'd thought the pas was dead. How long did it take for a past to die?" Dude it was your wife. Is this how Matheson felt about his wife? Jesus

"Democrats think we're all Trump-drunk illiterate hillbillies, self-sabotaging, too stupid or too proud to accept the help we clearly need; Republicans point at our poverty and dying communities and remind us liberals don't care about us, which is funny because neither do they. Big-city Democrats need someone to feel superior to and Republicans need a voter base. That's how it works."

If this what men struggle with, may I never be near one again

Men sure have a way to make things sound rapey.

One of my teachers read me this story, but I can't remember what for