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It’s holding my attention. Wesleigh Siobhan is killing it as always, a fun time. But Guy Lockard? What makes you think you can read in the same voice for every character 🤨 gimmie something different. I can’t hardly tell the characters apart when he reads for them.

"Shooketh". DNF.

Wine-toned fedora!? Shae please. lol 2024 publishing date btw

Parents doing everything but going to therapy.

Um? They couldn’t just take Margaryte back home?!

No because why would her friend say that? Like are you good??

This is too long.

This is so repetitive, my god. Interesting, sure but we aren’t learning anything new.

Stabadactyls? Titanoboa? Please, this shit is so goofy. I’m eating this shit up lmao

Hey, so everybody stop right now.

Kicking my feet and giggling btw

Girl, bump Cliff. Too old to still be trying to blame Naz for something he didn’t do. Please ma’am go get bent over at your earliest convenience.

And you didn't push a single one of them off the cliff??? Girl, please. If I gotta go, I'm taking one of those bastards with me.

1. This some white people shit fr but I am kinda eating it up.
2. What do you mean I have 30% left? Like what else could possibly happen?

God, MC is insufferable as fuck.

I don't want to hear about how fucked up you are while you're in therapy lying to the therapist. Don't care.