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Some good fucking food.

Baby boy is either in on it or he is going to beef it soon.

I think I have to admit that “who did this to you?” makes me dry, I fear

Well, that’s a way to get rid of the boyfriend without cheating.

No fucking way

WOLF HIERARCHY IS A MYTH!! WOLF HIERARCHY IS A MYTH!!!!!!!

“Our goal is for you to survive these trials.” Proceeds to talk about all the myriad ways they can die.

If she is a sigma, I swear to god…

He’s an alpha! Nooooooooo!

Totally random guy described as a monster and “viciously beautiful”. Doesn’t mean anything.

I hate it here.

Going to the front lines to train sounds fake.

He has been saving up to marry her?? And he is going to use that money instead to make sure she is well supplied on the front line??? Come the fuck on!!!!!

Sex with a man makes you whole??? Could not be me.

Immediately eating the puss? This man is being WASTED. This is gonna make me hate the aggressive piece of shit “real love interest” even more!

Compassionate understanding boyfriend?? He is done for.

Current boyfriend: sweet, understanding of family situation, attentive, helpful.
Rando guy we keep focusing on for no reason: bad vibes, mean, brooding, grumpy

I wonder who the love interest will be! 😒

Vampires??? Wait, is this about werewolves?

What in the choice feminism is this

“Haven’t I made it clear how much you afflict me?”
GIRL!!!!

FMC is Jewish on her father’s side, but Judaism is matrilineal so is sort of not Jewish, but does not know the language and has no cultural connection to her Judaism, only academic is so so specific, but also me.

“Enflamed” is certainly…a word to use in a sex scene.

…is this a chimera chihuahua?

Foot stuff??

NOO, leave my ship alone!!

Armpussy!! Armpit pussy!!

Oh, this is a little weird, thank god. If I think it’s weird, booktok girlies are going to be beside themselves freaking out.

This is gonna be so bad. I can’t wait.

“The only time most of us cut our hair is when our kin dies.”

Me: *remembers Kiera’s short hair cut on the cover of the fourth book*
Also me: OH NO

Sex scene is definitely more interesting than every other romantasy out there and they aren’t even doing anything weird.

Claiming, blegh