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Her dead cat is there??? I’m not crying, you are!!!!

I am deeply surprised by how good this is? It makes me want to puke a little

WAHOOO

I spent a longer time waiting in line to get into the Tampa Ebisu than she waited in line for the oracle.

“I can smell your need.” VOMIT

Callum is a million billion times hotter than Greyson.

How can they see her “feminine curves” if they are beneath her armor??

The spice is…very mild? I’m used to be utterly disgusted with romantasy sex scenes and I am throw off by how sparse this was.

She likes him as a person. She has feelings for him. So I don’t get why she’s freaked out wanting to kiss her husband?? They’ve kissed a bunch already??

The boy is named George and his mother is named…Georgina. Siiiiiiiigh

“Actually, I think women should have rights.” Groundbreaking

The “pure masculine sound”?? So we are gendering laughs and…sleep. Cool cool cool

“Men need less sleep than women.” Huh???

“What would you do if you weren’t the dark commander?”
“Leave the realm and help as many people as I could to make up for all the bad.”
Give me a fucking break

This guy isn’t a villain!! He is babygirl as fuck!!

Already wanna bang. SMFH

“She might think of non wielders as less than, but she isn’t cold hearted.” Uhhhh, she’s still a bigot.

Lmao love how anticop our FMC is

I identify with the female lead too much for my comfort!

Welsh?? Frick!

Not the dedication to chronic pain girlies!! Aw hell!

I am far more invested in Callum and Lira then the main couple

“I’m half in love with you already.” Ahhhhhh

Love the Thatcher jab.

“…a display of tenderness uncharacteristic for a cat.” I read as I am surrounded by my cats.

Siiiiiiiiigh

Idk man. If a girl gave a testimony that lead to my father being tried and executed for treason, there nothing on this earth that would make me find her hot.

Finally picking this back up after uhhhhh a really long time