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thought this would just be a light quirky treat during my day trip to portland, but here i am crying in front of god and everybody reading “postcard from 1986” before 11am at the delicious bison coffeehouse in pdx. thanks chuck bestie 🙃

i only just started this but i’m already like why does anyone talk about one flew over the cuckoo’s nest when this book is right here

i just realized this is a fucking dramione fic (no really, olivie blake was once a prolific dramione fanfic writer this is a proven fact)………bye logging off forever. please i hate this so bad

I was today years old when I learned from a freaking goodreads review that Rex Allen (the sheriff) and Rexall (the pedophile janitor) were two different people. SGJ GET A FUCKING EDITOR PLEASEEEEEE I'M BEGGING YOU

my man stephen needs a fucking EDITOR holy shit. i've always jived with his prose, even in previous books of his that i've had beef with, but this one is so poorly written that it's making me question if he was ever good at all.

warner is literally the kendall roy of ya dystopian ‘10s novels i love him so much

not juliette being horny for warner’s dad 💀😛💀

wait why are these books kind of iconic…..i be laughing unironically

sarah really said third act breakup? nahhh. third act deadass hunger games

the way moby-dick literally invented the But There Was Only One Bed trope………

"And with that, the dark-haired female bid us goodnight, to go read until her eyes were bleeding, she claimed. Considering how awful the book was, I wasn't entirely sure she was joking. The others weren't, either."
This is an actual quote from the book. But it's like so meta bc this is also an actual description of what happened to me tonight.

oh they really have g-spots on their wings huh. ms maas you are on THIN FUCKING ICE

the way absolutely nothing has happened yet in this book

listening to this on audio after reading the first two books (six years ago) physically, and i am beyond disturbed to learn it’s pronounced ree-SAND and not REES-and. what the fuck is this. i hate it here

can’t stop thinking about what this book would be like if it was about me and rob mcelhenney

this book is sort of obnoxious and i think i dig it ???

this book is such a representation win for annoying people (including myself)

The main character just referred to children as “crotch fruit”……I hate it here already

Not one of the mcs being named Richard and the British one being named Wren…….straight plagiarizing the two greatest dark academia/autumnal pieces of media ever, The Secret History and Pretty Little Liars 🙄

Less than 100 pages left (200 are footnotes lol) and I don’t want it to end 🥺 I’ve become so bonded with it after taking five months to read it lol

It’s giving The Secret History……….

hal incandenza just like me fr