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I feel like the entirety of this book could be on the men writing women subreddit…

I know this is going straight on my pretentious male assholes shelf and I hate it but I can’t give up on another book yet

I still feel like I have no idea what to expect but the writing is soooo readable

The product placement and the instalove and the fact that Sam Penny has no personality and the links to Magnolia Parks that I’ve never read are all pretty overwhelming but do I still like this? Kinda yeah.

This whole reading experience is like reading fanfic for a fandom you know nothing about

I love Andy but I already know he’s going to be a baddie… that’s just how these books go

Oh this is already soooo good and whoever said it was Blink Twice vibes was spot on

Okay I think I know the twist

This is requiring so much suspension of disbelief…

You know when you can’t think of anything else except the book you’re reading, that’s me with this

I’ve barely started but I’ve already laughed out loud like 7 times

Think this is the first time a book has ever made me physically retch. And this is a weird complaint but the little star lines around the chapter numbers seem too cheery and out of place.