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“Open the door, Freckles.”

Damn, that was hot

“I only wish I’d brought my book,”

... to a party. I'm sorry but it's giving "pick me" 🥴

“We’re all a little broken, Briana. We are a mosaic. We’re made up of all those we’ve met and all the things we’ve been through.”

oh this miscommunication is torture aaaaaaa

“I gave her an amused look. “You don’t have to bring my dad dead things.”“But I want to be his favorite,” she whined.”

LOL

“Briana was a catastrophic life event. A thing that changed everything. And I wouldn’t be the same after this.”

“Damn. Double homicide,” under her breath."

PLEAAAASE

“Jacob, I don’t even know what your penis looks like.”
“Well, I’m not showing it to you—”
“I’m not asking! I’m making a point!”

AAAAAAA PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY

“I smiled at him and he glared at me. “Give me a cigarette or I’ll tell Jacob you’re hittin’ on me. You got five minutes.”

OMF GRANDPA WTF LOL

“The animal-socks thing is very cute,” I said.
“Sometimes they can’t agree, and I have to wear two different ones.”

STAWP THATS SO CUTE I LOVE HIM

"Dearest Briana,"

SHUT UP HE ACTUALLY DID IT SO SWEET

“one where someone signs it yours truly and calls me “dearest.” It’s so Mr. Darcy),”

“All they do is lie and throw off your PH balance. They are a constant reminder that we don’t choose our sexuality, because who in their right mind would choose to be attracted to men.”

“Watching me and my family in his favorite place.
Watching as we discovered Bluebird’s gold.” 💙💛

“My thumb skated over her fingers, over her knuckles and the flat spots in between. There was something missing on her left hand. Something I’d fix soon enough with the diamond ring hidden in my desk drawer at the station." 😩❤️

“It was getting harder and harder to remember the lasts.
The last time I’d tucked him into bed. The last time I’d picked him up and carried him on my hip. The last night I’d rocked him to sleep.
If this was a last Saturday morning hug, I wanted to savor it.”
🥹❤️