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my problem w these books is that the beginning of both of them has been so good and then like they get together and i'm almost completely taken out of it and BORED i dnfed first time caller im hoping i make it thru this one

80% and they're still not together i used to pray for times like these 🙏‼️🙌

*****pls read as if i am 15 as thw author intended when they published this YA novel set at a boarding school*****

just finished ch 20 and my only thought was - verbatim - 👹ASHASHAHSH KISS BOYS KISSING ASHSHSHAHAHAH👹 reading this book is like reading 1500 tumblr poems set over those moody flkr pictures of like the woods at night back to back to back. crack

this lady is crazy but I understand her as if she was my sister

they got together yall and now we've descended into a new, lower tier of ASS. and i am all for open communication and i do think we should all be giving each other space HOWEVER it is annoying to read CONSGANTLY in exact detail. book could be 100 pages full stop if you took out all the annoying whiny bits

my favorite part ab these books is that i don't have to think very hard. it's like turning my brain to simmer and just letting it sit. white noise if you will. delicious

don't read this. i'm like 30% in and all that's happening is the mmc's POV is like
"i think i know what her secret is... and my cock,.is hard with magic" and the FMC goes "should i..tell him my secret..........everything will..change...when he knows.......who i really am (horny)" like COME ONNNNNN this is ass

i am once again on the audible plus catalog #outside

up at 11pm two hours past my bedtime CRYING

fonda lee when i find you you sick and twisted woman

this book is so crazy
war war politics DEATH KILL BLOOD rocks elongated clinically detailed porn scene war war murder

did gillig write all these poems herself or do i detect a touch of the gpt

dr suess ass silly ass rhymes WHY did she make the big scary mean NIGHTMARE only speak in metered rhyme 😭😭😭

second one ALSO free on audible?? don't mind if i DO

i don't know who's reading my goodreads updates but can yall tell i'm listening to the audible plus catalog so i can save my credits for the summer releases

ch 57-
WHAT

listening to this w my eyes closed, watching star wars play out in my mind palace 🫡🤭🙂‍↕️

"do you know me? you must. i know you. i would know you if the world were dark and we were withered and old. if the ice was melted and the wind were quiet." i am CRYING i need to go to bed but i am in PIECES and i have to teach SCIENCE tomorrow. GOD

laughing alone in my car at 6am, startling passengers--very unhinged, very unsettling.

i liked the martian, read it last year, but this is WAAAAY BETTER