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“So, Izzy, that’s guy you’ve been seeing… how’s Boat Shoes McProtein Powder?” 🤣

“You hit the curb coming around that last corner…” “It was in my way!” 😂 this is 100000% something I’d say

“The doctor is in the building.” I. Am. DEAD 😂☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ace and Diesel absolutely kill me 🤣😂 best side characters ever

Wtaf is happening? I’m so confused 🙃

“Tag, you’re it.” hooooooly sheeeeeit. I think this is the darkest Sheridan book yet 😳😅🤢

“You said I should eat what I want.”. 😳🥵😮‍💨

CHAPTER 21 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“You make me out to be a monster.” ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME. 😤

I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS?!??? My jaw is on the freaking ocean floor omfg

Ughhhh. Do we love Kova or do we hate him? 😩

WE LOVE A GOOD “FUCK IT” MOMENT 😍😮‍💨 I am SQUEALING! This man!

“Now let me show you how I land the dismount.” Dead. I’m dead. Kova 😭😮‍💨

“Go ahead and land your dismount.” 🥵😮‍💨

“War Games, Carly.” 😂 I love Carter so much

“Just so you know, you’re getting a waaaaaay bigger tip than he is” L M A O this guy 🤣🤣🤣

I’ll never get over how much my heart squeezes every time Will calls her “Emmy” 😭 the literal definition of a perfect book boyfriend is Will Grayson III 🥹🤍

I forgot how heartbreaking chapter 9 is 😭

“It’s called Firebird.” I. AM. DEAD. 😭😭😭 Brit freaking ruins me every damn time.

He’s humming ‘another one bites the dust’ while washing the blood off of him. I can’t deal with Roman 😂😂😂

“Gaston’s body double?” “Yeah, the guy is the size of a barge!” 😂😂😂😂😂

“What was with the French accent, le douche?” 😂

“You’re an ugly thing.” Wtaf is this book 😂😂😂

L M A O Riley taking over the Bluetooth speaker and playing ‘that don’t impress me much” 🤣🤣🤣

“No fair, you show up and instantly have a guard dog!”
“What guard dog?” “Woof.” 😂

“I f^cking love brunch!”

I forgot how much I love Kody and Max 😂

16 ROUNDS OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TO MAKE A DECISION 🤣