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Aw they didn’t do the look at me line 😔 maybe that’s later 🤔

It’s the LOOK AT MEEE chapter 🗣️🗣️🗣️

1. Harry is such a boy
2. WE DONT GET TO SEE HIS FIRST KISS????

UMBRIDGE TREATINH HAGRID LIKE HES STUPID IS NOW MY THIRTEENTH REASON TO STRANGLE HER

Hermione it’s time for you to get detention do something about her

I like Hagrid proving himself and teaching them about thestrals but I also like the bonding moment between Harry and Luna over them in the movie

Ngl “Hagrid’s back” made me emotional

Bro not umbridge punishing Fred too on account of something he MIGHTVE done

The movies should’ve let them punch malfoy as much as they do in the books 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Draco couldn’t find rhymes for fat and ugly? Seriously? And to comment on his MOM???

The slytherins literally spent their free time conducting and writing a song and practicing it just to make fun of Ron 🤦‍♀️

Harry locked into his teacher lingo real quick

Lmao I vote for the anti umbridge league

Gosh I love Dobby

These boys really don’t like it when people (*coigj* HERMIONE) says something they don’t want to be true

Like, Draco. We’re 15 now. Too old for your shenanigans and remarks 🙄

WHO PUT THEIR DAMN HANDS ON HEDWIG ??? 🤬🤬🤬 WHO HURT HER??????

“Hermione’s allowed in our dormitory, how come we’re not allowed — ?” “Well, it’s an old-fashioned rule, but it says in Hogwarts: A History that the founders thought boys were less trustworthy than girls.”

This makes no sense — wouldn’t that also mean you shouldn’t trust the boys that are in the dorm that the girl goes into?? The rule would work both ways

LMAO Fred “we’re not fussy where we stick this”

Biggest fumble ever was not having Harry become a DADA professor at Hogwarts

Percy’s so brainwashed 🤦‍♀️

Oh so the Slytherins are outright real-world racist too 🗿

“Cho thought he had been really brave. . . . For a moment he considered accidentally-on-purpose showing her his cut hand as he helped her tie her parcel onto her owl.”

Lmaoooo

“Well, I’m glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate”

Lmaooo

Love that Hermione’s the one to question Umbridge in her first class