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bro says vek every few paragraphs. same.

Farscape-coded

Free Palestine & Ukraine

Your honour their names are anagrams. I’ve guessed the twist.

You're right Claire this is Slow

This is like A Court of Thorns and Roses but it's vampires

Gotten to the part reminiscent of a spy kids movie

I think the child is possessed

Alice in wonderland but it’s hell

Allegory for writing a dissertation

Dante’s Inferno remix

R F Kuang has some truly bizarre ideas of academia and relationships

The plot of this one is about as busy as Walden’s schedule - very meta

Alice’s nickname being bones and the quote for the title nearly halfway through are nice touches

A twist!! Love it

That was a heartbreaking opening

I cannot take these 3 syllable names seriously

This is disappointingly straight and I’m cringing but still hilarious. Does this count as market research

This is a comedy

Now it’s like watching Knives Out in slow motion

This is actually a lot of fun. God they’re awful and I feel bad for Gillian, clueless and anxious asexual

Wasn’t expecting Hitler to feature but I am unpleasantly surprised. Why is every piece of media obsessed with this specific atrocity. This is a fantasy book. Be original.

I feel like I’ve guessed the twist already…

What if the personality hire got stuck on an alien planet: this book so far

“Maybe he’s just a square peg in a round hole who just happens to be poisoning the atmosphere” love it thank you Ricky