Alexis > Recent Status Updates

Literally just cane here to say that I hate Natasha as a character and her inner monologue is working my last nerve.

fellas, I won’t lie. I switched to Storygraph.

HUG YOUR KIDS MORE POSEIDON

I just started and I already wish I wrote this.

I’m scheduling an argument with my husband later this week. No reason.

SILENA I FORGOT IM SORRY

Hades and Maria, you will always make me sob.

pjo heals all my bad days I fear

girl stand up

I’m Team Janice idgaf

Ben looks like Elon Musk to me and that alone is disgusting enough.

Me: I’d never get wrapped up into joining a cult!
Me now: if they caught me at the right time, I’d end up joining a cult, I fear.

I wish I could communicate how cozy I am rn

*chews telephone pole wires*

Oh😃

I wasnt expecting this to be a slowburn

This is so good but this book said “hey remember how you like to ignore trigger warnings? suffer for art.” so I’m a little barfy but I WILL FINISH THIS BOOK

“Turn me toward him.”
“Why?”
“So I can kick him.”
Girl me too

“Sir Frederick Cappelucci-Hammond, the first of his name.”

Navessa Allen, I think I love you.

“You fucking stabbed me, Aly.”
“Yeah but you liked it.”
brb barking

can I get a “hell yeah, brother!”?

the audio for this is some good shit oh my god

Perry Johansen is my favorite Dionysian fuck up💀