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Does she use the phrase “I burn for you” in every book? (This is a rhetorical question. The answer is YES.)

There is so much sweat mentioned in this book.

And now he “glories in her scent” and I’m just like: GROSS. Really? Barf.

He’s been sick for over a week. She’s been nursing him for three days in the same clothes. Both sweating profusely as we’ve been told at least ten times. Now they’re making out. Am I the only one concerned about how stinky this is??? They both must smell ripe. And their breath worse. This scene is making me gross out.