Dylan > Recent Status Updates

You heard it here first! Dylan is reading TWO lesbian romances at the same time!

1. Rly what else am I to do when gf in Georgia?
2. I had no idea this was the same universe as neon gods.
3. There’s a whole series about Malone’s family?!?
4. Finally, I stand by my love of this book no smut can compare.

I’m very sucked in at the moment even though it started kinda strange. It’s giving GOT x Mistborn with the fictional character issue of Book Witch. I fear im lost on the 100s of characters and randomly dropped detailed lore.

It’s a stupid dumb slut whore o’clock

So far we have incompatible lesbians U-hauling so I’m a little nervous

Idk what the author has against sex but I don’t appreciate her ruining it for the rest of us 😑

I’m sensing a fun enemies to lovers plot and a very not fun grooming plot.

Thank god for Heather Hawcett cleansing my mind after poppy war

This seems to be what fourth wing was going for

I’ve always been an Ali sympathizer but you all know I hate a romance plot 😡

This was just boring but now it’s boring and upsetting

HEAL ME BRANSAN

This is the same narrator as twisted love and it’s rly throwing me off I keep picturing a broody traumatized couple and expecting spice

I AM EATING THIS UP ITS SO ME VIBES

Finally a sick day to rly lock in

War strategy blah blah blah