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Oh, I am so sat for this. I haven't been this captured by a book in a long time.

Get me my red string and push pins, we're so back!!

Oh, so this is going to gut me and make me contemplate my human existence, got it. Cool...cool...

My god. These people... all deserve each other.

I fear I'm not loving it.

This better be weird.

I tried to listen to this while getting ready for work. It didn't go so well when I couldn't stop crying while doing my eye makeup.

If this ends in a pregnancy trope I'm going to yeet this book.

Oh no, I'm going to be ugly crying at the end of this, aren't I?

I'm attempting to one-chapter-a-day my way through this tome.

The Dave Chappelle comment and marijuana monologue took me out. This is definitely satire, right....right?

So far I would DNF at 21%, 31%, or 33% if I wasn't pushing through because of recommendations.

Updating while reading, places I would DNF this book but plan to push through anyway because it's recommended so often: 21%, 31% 35%...