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Like most things, this is a game of two halves. Sadly most people will have burnt their bagpipes before the halftime porridge. The second half is where the good yarns are, and you don't you just know it " There's been a murdah."

A quick read. Unmemorable and predictable plot and characters.

A shallow furrow holds no water, and this compilation barely crawls out of the suburbs.

Final day in the life of a non-smoking, teetotal vegetarian pet lover.
He didn't like Mondays.

Those pesky kids.

Itchy and Scratchy meet, I say, meet Foghorn Leghorn.

A (country) pile indeed.

A fair stab at a Victorian ghost story.

An excellent short biography cum critique.

Some decent parts but it's mainly "Carry On Castro"

Not much to Smilie about here.

Decent little noise novel.

A decent yarn,darker than a Pontefract cake.